Tag: Bazar

ik punjabi ik puthan or ik bungalee hotay hain in teenoon ko ALLAH mohlat deta hai k main duniya main wapis bhaij raha hoon magar kisee cheez k baray main soochna naheen agar soocha to wapis bula loonga to agay hota yuoon hai k yeh teenoon wapis duniya main ajatay hain yeh teenoon ka guzar ik bazar say hota hai wahan ik lusee ki dukan hotee hai punjabi jub lusee ki dukan dekhta hai to soochta hai k yar saday punjab dee lusee or woh ghaib hojata hai agay ik juga ik talab nuzar ata hai bungali muchliyan pakarhnay k liyay jhukta hai peechay say puthan bhai ghaib hahahahhahahahah

aik din aik amma bazar ma aik dukan per jati hay to dukandar ko kahti hay
habib banaspati gee day wo kahta hay ka habib to nahee hay taloo hay amma kahti hay taloo apra maoo bitcah cahii

DO ADMI TEREEN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK DOSRE SE POCHTA HAI K BHAI AAP KHAN PER JA RAHAY HO DOSRA JAWAB DETA HAI K MEIN LAHOR JA RAHA HOON TO PAHLA BHARA HOTA HAI TO WHO KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K SHAYAD AAP LAHOR JA RAHAY HO

aik acha ladka hota hai aik shrarti ladka hota hai dono bhai hotain hain apni ammi kai sath bazar jatain hain shrarti ladka road jaldi say bhag kar cross karleta hai phir jab acha ladka cross karta hai to wo road pay jata hai aur daien dekhta hai phir jab baien dekhta hai to aik car us ko mar deti hai ami poochti hai hospital main beta dekha nhi tha kia? acha ladka bolta hai ap he nai to kha tha road pay daien aur baien dekh kar cross karna :)

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ek baap aur bayta bazar se ja rahay hotay hain. rastay per chaltay hoay baap gatar main gir gata hai.
kuch dayr baad bacha rota hoa ghar aata hai...maa poochtee hai k kia hoa?to bacha bolta hai k abba gatar main gir gaey...
maa batay ko puchkartay hoia khatee hai k is main ronay k kia baat hai??
bayta: wohi to main to hanss raha tha abaa nay thappr mar dia.

Woh GUL hoon jo GULISTAN se nikala gaya hoon,

MAUT ke bazar me bikne ke liye dala gaya hoon,

Jo dua karte hain mere Zinda hone ka,

puchho jara jakar unse jinke hatthon mara gaya hoon.



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Hum zikre mohabat sare bazar nahi karte,
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Pehla behra dosre se: kia tum bazar ja rahe ho Dosra: nahi yaar ma bazar ja raha ho pehla: accha accha ma samja tum bazar ja rahe ho.

Pyar=> dukho ka bazar.
premi=> dukho ka khariddar
premika=> dukho ki dukandar.
mata-pita=> beech ki diwar.
behan=> salahkar.
bhai=> peetne ko taiyaar.

a man bought a donkey and was going home.
Three robbers planned to rob the donkey.
One took away the donkey and the other tied the rope of donkey to his own neck.
When man arrived home, he surprised that how a donkey turned into human.
The man asked how come this happen?
The robber replied that I disobeyed my parents then I become donkey.
He released and adviced to not do it again.
The next day when the man went to bazar to buy an other donkey. he saw his first donkey and went to it and whispered in his ear that I think again you disobeyed your parent so you turned into donkey

Election harne k baad ch.shujaht ek buddi aurat ka make up kr k bazar me ghom rahae the.Achanak 1 aurat un k pass aayi aor kaha k aap ch.shujaht hain na. ch. ne ghabra kr aurat se poocha ap ne muje kaise pehchana
aurat ne kaha me sheikh Rasheed hoo