Tag: Bazar

Ly rahe Thi Mohabbat ki chadar Ishq ke Bazar sy,
Logon ke Hujoom sy Awaz Aai "A dost" aagy sy kafan bhi LeLena.

DO ADMI TEREEN MEIN SAFAR KAR RAHAY HOTAY HAIN AIK DOSRE SE POCHTA HAI K BHAI AAP KHAN PER JA RAHAY HO DOSRA JAWAB DETA HAI K MEIN LAHOR JA RAHA HOON TO PAHLA BHARA HOTA HAI TO WHO KAHTA HAI K MEIN SAMHJA K SHAYAD AAP LAHOR JA RAHAY HO

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aik acha ladka hota hai aik shrarti ladka hota hai dono bhai hotain hain apni ammi kai sath bazar jatain hain shrarti ladka road jaldi say bhag kar cross karleta hai phir jab acha ladka cross karta hai to wo road pay jata hai aur daien dekhta hai phir jab baien dekhta hai to aik car us ko mar deti hai ami poochti hai hospital main beta dekha nhi tha kia? acha ladka bolta hai ap he nai to kha tha road pay daien aur baien dekh kar cross karna :)

bacha or maa bazar gae bache na poocha alert donki daakh kar maa ya kiya ha ""maa"" sharma kar. ""kuch nahi"" . next time aapne baap se poocha papa ya kiya ha"" baap "" beta ya donki ka ___ ha bacha, butt maa na kaha """"kuch nahi"""" baap (thandi sanss la kar )haan teri maa ke liya """"kuch nahi"""" ha.hihihihihohoho.

ek baap aur bayta bazar se ja rahay hotay hain. rastay per chaltay hoay baap gatar main gir gata hai.
kuch dayr baad bacha rota hoa ghar aata hai...maa poochtee hai k kia hoa?to bacha bolta hai k abba gatar main gir gaey...
maa batay ko puchkartay hoia khatee hai k is main ronay k kia baat hai??
bayta: wohi to main to hanss raha tha abaa nay thappr mar dia.

ik punjabi ik puthan or ik bungalee hotay hain in teenoon ko ALLAH mohlat deta hai k main duniya main wapis bhaij raha hoon magar kisee cheez k baray main soochna naheen agar soocha to wapis bula loonga to agay hota yuoon hai k yeh teenoon wapis duniya main ajatay hain yeh teenoon ka guzar ik bazar say hota hai wahan ik lusee ki dukan hotee hai punjabi jub lusee ki dukan dekhta hai to soochta hai k yar saday punjab dee lusee or woh ghaib hojata hai agay ik juga ik talab nuzar ata hai bungali muchliyan pakarhnay k liyay jhukta hai peechay say puthan bhai ghaib hahahahhahahahah

: Aik sahab bazar me kharay ho ker awaz laga rahy hotay hai k, Hai
koi jo 1 lac Rs. kamana chahta hoo. sub pooch rahy thay k Bhai
aisaa kia kam hai jis see hum ko 1 lac mil sakty hai? kaha k Ziada
kuch nahi mery paas aik bakri hai jo ko bohat gandi hai or uss me se bohat badboo
aati hai jo koi us ke sath sirf 10 mint beth ker dekhai ga us ke liyee meri taraf see 1 lac inaam hai. .jis per sub log peechay hut gai or kaha Naa baba yeh kam
hum se nahi hoga.lakin aik sahab ruk gai or kaha k mee yeh kam ker sakta
hoon jis per bakri ke malik ne kaha k ary tum ker sakty hoo ,tumhara name kia
hai ? jis per us shuks ne kaha k mera name SHARMA hai > Woh sahab
sharma ko apny joompri(tent) per laty hai or kehty hai k under chalay jaoo..
sharama under jata hai or taqreeban 5 se 6 mint bad bakri meee meee kerti hoe
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Aik bachay ki ammi us ko ghar may chor kar bazar chalay gain thin,or ghar kay saray darwazay lock kar dia thay,us ko bohot zoor say peshab aa raha tha woh bath room gia to bath room ka darwaza loock tha,us nay khirki say bahar peshab kar dia nechay say cholay wala ja raha tha us kay cholon per peshab gir gia,us nay bola ooay tu nay yeh kya kia phir neh bola may abhi uper aa kar tojhay batata hoon,bachay nay bola tum uper kaisay aao gay darwaza to bandh hay cholay walay nay bola main tumhara peshab pakar pakar kar uper aaoon ga bachay nay bola main rok rok kar peshab karon ga tu patakh patakh kar mar jaiy ga