Yaad

During a cricket math, the dressing room got a call and the caller said I want to speak to Azharuddin, It is urgent and I am calling from Hyderabad. The coach said that Azhar just went out to bat. So the caller said no problem It wont be long and he will wait on the line.

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference.
At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three
engineers buy only a single ticket.

""How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?"" asked one of the
three lawyers.

""Watch and you-ll see,"" answers one of the engineers.

They all board the train. The lawyers take their respective seats but all
three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting
tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, ""Ticket, please."" The
door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The
conductor takes it and moves on.

The lawyers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the
conference, the lawyers decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and
save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for
the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don-t buy a ticket at
all.

""How are you going to travel without a ticket,"" asks one perplexed lawyer.

""Watch and you-ll see,"" says one of the engineers.

When they board the train, the three lawyers cram into a restroom and the
three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly
afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the
restroom where the lawyers are hiding. He knocks on the door and says,
""Ticket, please.""

There was this old priest who got sick of
all the people in his parish who kept
confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the
pulpit, he said, ""If I hear one more person
confess to adultery, I-ll quit!"" Well,
everyone liked him, so they came up with a
code word. Someone who had committed adultery
would say they had ""fallen"".

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and
things went well, until the priest died at
a ripe old age. About a week after the new
priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the
town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, ""You have to do something
about the sidewalks in town. When people
come into the confessional, they keep talking
about having fallen.""

The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that
no-one had told the new priest about the code
word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest
shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said,
""I don-t know what you-re laughing about. Your
wife fell three times this week.""

they were three friends sitting and chatting that who can drink the hottest tea. one of them said -i drink it straight from the cup- the second one said -you dont need the cup, i drink it straight from the kettle- the third one said i take the tea bag and suger and milk then sit on the cooker.

On the very first day, God created the cow. He said to the cow, ""Today I have created you! As a cow, you must go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will work all day under the sun! I will give you a life span of 50 years.""

The cow objected, ""What? This kind of tough life you want me to live for 50 years? Let me have 20 years, and the 30 years I-ll give back to you."" So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said to the dog, ""What you are supposed to do is to sit all day by the door of your house. Any people that come in, you will have to bark at them! I-ll give a life span of 20 years.""

The dog objected, ""What? All day long to sit by the door? No way! I give you back my other 10 years of life!"" So God agreed.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey, ""Monkeys have to entertain people. You-ve got to make them laugh and do monkey tricks. I-ll give you 20 years life span.""

The monkey objected. ""What? Make them laugh? Do monkey faces and tricks? Ten years will do, and the other 10 years I-ll give you back."" So God agreed.

On the fourth day, God created man and said to him, ""Your job is to sleep, eat, and play. You will enjoy very much in your life. All you need to do is to enjoy and do nothing. This kind of life, I-ll give you a 20 year life span.""

The man objected. ""What? Such a good life! Eat, play, sleep, do nothing? Enjoy the best and you expect me to live only for 20 years? No way, man!....Why don-t we make a deal? Since the cow gave you back 30 years, and the dog gave you back 10 years and the monkey gave you back 10 years, I will take them from you! That makes my life span 70 years, right?"" So God agreed.

AND THAT-S WHY....
In our first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, enjoy the best and do nothing much. For the next 30 years, we work all day long, suffer and get to support the family. For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!

ek aurat dr k paas jaati hai n said k, ""Dr saab Dr saab mujhay teen din ho gaey hein tattiyaan lag gaee hein, mein kya karoon??""
but da Doc didnt even bother.. she again said """"Dr saab Dr saab mujhay teen din ho gaey hein tattiyaan lag gaee hein, mein kya karoon??""
but da doc again dint pay any attention... but she kept on repeating da stuff """"Dr saab Dr saab mujhay teen din ho gaey hein tattiyaan lag gaee hein, mein kya karoon??""
so ultimately da doc opens up n said "" BB MUJHAY PENTALEES (45) SAAL SE TAATAY LAGAY HOEY, HEIN MUJHAY TO KUCH NAHI HUA :P""

ek dafa aik pend banda shaher cho charpai lan janda.O jindon manji le ke wapis aanada charpai one ser te chuki hudi aik banda onoo puchda yar kitho aya wan o kinda chrpai le ke o kenda kine de pendu banda kenda 800 rope de doosra banda kenda ja oye bond e mara ayaa wan pendu wachara sochda lagda wa main charpai mehngi le aaya wan.agge janda aik hor banda melda o kenda kidro aya wan o kenda charpai le ke kenda kine de?pendu kena 600 rope de doosra banda kenda jaa oye bond mara aya wan.
pendu wachara pher sochi pe jaanda o sochda lagda main kafi mehngi le aya wan.
o hun agge ja reya hunda aik hor banda melda o kenda kitho aya wan pendu kend charpai leke doosra banda kenda kine di pendoo kenda 500 rope de o kenda jaa oye bond e mara aya wan pendu bara gussa chrda.o pher agge ja raya hunda aik hor banda onoo puchda kitho aya wan kenda bond mara ke doosra banda kenda charpai naal le ke gaya se?

Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the
blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in
return for granting each of them a wish.

One of the guys just doesn-t believe it, and says, ""Okay, if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.""

The mermaid says, ""Done.""

Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly, and
analyzing what he-s recited with great insight.

The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, ""Triple
my I.Q.""

The mermaid says, ""Done.""

The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.

The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends
that he says to the mermaid, ""Quintuple my I.Q.""

The mermaid looks at him and says, ""You know, I normally
don-t try to change people-s minds when they make a wish, but
I really think you should reconsider.""

The guy says, ""Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don-t do it, I won-t set you free.""

""Please,"" the mermaid says, ""you don-t know what you-re
asking! It-ll change your entire view on the universe. Won-t
you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?"" But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, ""Done.""
And he turns into a woman

Kal raat mainay aik daraona khab dekha.
Main nay etnay zor kee cheekh mari kay sara mohallah akatha ho gia..
Sari raat ham jagtay tay