Yaad

One man which was a very big lier.He always speak lie.So one day he become die and go in his grave.When the angles came in his grave to ask question with him.He said that please go away and forgave me.Two angles has been gone after asking me some questions a little time before than ur coming.

A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:

Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English
conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with
President Bill Clinton. The instructor told Mori "" Prime Minister,
when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say -how are you-. Then
Mr Clinton should say""I am fine, and you ?"" Now you should say -me too-.
Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.""


It looks quite simple, but the truth is ....

When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said ""Who Are You ?"". Mr Clinton
was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor : ""Well, I am
Hilary-s husband, ha ha...""
Then Mori replied confidently ""Me too, ha ha ha..""

Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.

2 friends ramesh & mahesh came late to school,on asking the reason,mahesh says he was searching the 1 rupee coin he had lost on the road while coming.the teacher asked ramesh the reason for his coming late, he says he was late because he kept his leg on the coin & stood!!!!!!

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLL
A true story

The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one-s gate parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747 (call sign ""Speedbird 206"") after landing:

Speedbird 206: ""Top of the morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active runway.""

Ground: ""Guten morgen! You will taxi to your gate!""

The big British Airways 747 pulled onto the main taxi way and slowed to a stop.

Ground: ""Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?""

Speedbird 206: ""Stand by a moment ground, I-m looking up our gate location now.""

Ground: ""Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?!?""

Speedbird 206 (cooly): ""Yes, I have, in 1944. In another type of Boeing, but I didn-t stop.""

once a man say to other,""do you blieve in ghost"" ""no"" answer the other man and disappeared from the spot.

Two deaf men were discussing in the train.
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore

Walking up to a department store-s fabric counter, a pretty girl
asked, ""I want to buy this material for a new dress.

How much does it cost?""

""Only one kiss per yard, "" replied the smirking male clerk.

""That-s fine,"" replied the girl. ""I-ll take ten yards."" With
expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk
hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out
teasingly. The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little
old man standing beside her. ""Grandpa will pay the bill,"" she smiled.

* Tales of Technical Support *

Customer: ""My computer crashed!""

Tech Support: ""It crashed?""

Customer: ""Yeah, it won-t let me play my game...""

Tech Support: ""All right then, hit Control-Alt-Delete to
reboot it.""

Customer: ""No, it didn-t crash - it crashed!""

Tech Support: ""Huh?""

Customer: ""I crashed my game. That-s what I said before!
I crashed the spaceship, and now it doesn-t work.""

Tech Support: ""Click on -File-, then -New Game-.""

Customer: [pause] ""Wow! How-d you learn how to do that?""

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook,
and an eye patch. ""How-d you end up with a peg leg?"" asks the
sailor.

""I was swept overboard in a storm,"" says the pirate. ""A shark bit off
me whole leg.""

""Wow!"" said the sailor. ""What about the hook?""

""We were boarding an enemy ship, battling the other seamen with
swords. One of them cut me hand clean off.""

""Incredible!"" remarked the sailor. ""And the eye patch?""

""A seagull dropping fell in me eye,"" replied the pirate.

""You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?"".

Said the pirate, ""It was me first day with the hook.""