Yaad

dil da bua khol main andar ana chani aan main hooni na kai aaiy aan main feir nana chani aan

A Brahman (Hindu religious preacher) goes Ganga to make shanaan (Bath). Reciting “Ram Ram Ram Ram” he was holding parasad pan in his hand. Oh, it’s quite cold this morning, says the Hindu Father. How dare I shall bath in Ganga. He looks around, nobody out there, he throws a small stone in Ganga and says “Jay Kenkar Shanaan te main Shanaan” (I am bathed as the stone has bathed). He turns back and faces another Brahman in front of him. Jay tain shanaan te main shanaan (I am also bathed if you have bathed), says the following Brahman.

aik bacha jo k apni sharatoon ki waja say bohat mash hoor tha wo aik Peeer k paas giya jin k baray main mash hoor tha k ye roohoon say mulaqaat karwatay hain aur jinnaat in ki qead main hain... wo bacha un k paas giya aur un ki fees ada karnay k baad un say bola k mujhay apnay dada ki rooh say milna hay wo ussay aik andhairay kamray main lay gay jahaan ussay aik awaaz sunai di Beta bolo kiya baat hay main tumharay dada ki rooh bol rahi hoon bachay nay jawab diya k main ye poochhna chahta hoon k main aap ko abi ghar chorrh kar aaya hoon to aap ki rooh yahaan kia kar rahi hay.........lolzzzzz

This is no joke i am trying to get across to those Muslims who don--t follow Islam. Please do before it is too late. I once again request you brother and sister--s please try following Islam for a week and i can almost gurantee you that you feel much more better instead of sending forward your jokes. Ameen

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, What was the name of the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made a movie about it. The teacher answered quickly, That would be the Titanic. St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided to make the question a little harder, How many people died on the ship? Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, About 1,500. That--s right! You may enter. St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. Name them.

Baap betay say: beta tumhain kaisi biwi chaihiyay beta: Mujhey Chand jaisi biwi chaihiyay Jo raat KO ayay or subha chali jaaya.

hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning

A Spinner

Ek spinner bowler apni suhaag raat ke din apni dulhan se kehne laga; Husband: Tum ne zindagi main mere alawa kisi aur se piyar kiya?

Wife: reply dene ke bajaye apna head dhere dhere nichey karne lagi.

Husband: main janta tha ke tum mere alawa kisi se piyar nahi karti ho, is liye apna head nichey karliya

Wife: Nahin, aisi baat nahi hai, main count kar rahi thi, waise aap preshan na hoon, spinner ko nai ball nahi di jati hai

Teacher apny student say kehta hay kay mujhy is sentence ka english mai tranlate bataoo( gooliyaan sadar bazaar main chal rahi hain ) tu srudent nay jawad diya kay the tablets are running in president bazaar .phir teacher nay usy doosra sentence dia (kaam hoa or hota chala gaya tu student nay jawad dia the work is done and done danaa dun dun .