Yaad

Ek aamir admi nay ghareeb se pooch ka Gadha ghari aur moter gadhri main kiya farq hota hai:
Gharib admi nay jawaab deya ka;
Gadha gahri may Gaha gahri kay bahar hota hai aur moter gahri main gahri kay aandar

president bush says to mula umar:
(b)=bush (u)mula umar)
(b)ai kya bolta tu (u) ai kya mein boloun
(b) sun (u) suna (b)deta kya usama (u) kya karogai agar nahi diya jo usama?(b)marwaoonga pitwaoonga bamb barsaoonga war karaoonga aur kya...
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Aik pathaan tha wo sciencedaan tha...;)

aik bechy na apne dosre dost se kaha ki yarr ajkl ki ammi ko buche palne nahin atee,,dosre dost na kaha kion kia hoa?pahla bucha bola,,jab hum so rahe hote hain tu kahte hain ki uth jao,,jab hum jag rahe hote hain tu kahte hain so jai

Two friends Tom & Henry went to school for appearing in English
exam (7th standard). They had crammed an essay of MY BEST FRIEND.
But unfortunately, in the question-paper it was written ...... write an essay on MY FATHER in just 30-45 words. So
Tom was utterly confused & nervous ...what to do!!!

Henry gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend &
just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how Tom & Henry wrote the essay MY FATHER......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere, but good fathers are very rare. I
have so many fathers, but my best father is Peter. He is my
neighbor. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much.

Two friends go to golf court in the evening to play for which they had already booked in advance for 5 to 7pm. It was already 5:05 and two ladies were still playing in the same court. One of them proposed that he will go to them and ask to leave the court immediately. He went for a distance and came back without talking to the ladies. Another friend asks what happened, why did you come back? He answered among two ladies, one is my wife and another my girlfriend yaar, how can I appear in front of them together and ask to leave? the first one said - OK, I will go and ask them to leave the court. He goes for some distance and comes back. Waiting friend asks what happened to him. He replies Yaar, among those two ladies, one is my wife and another my girlfriend, I also could not appear in front of them and ask to leave?
The waiting friend said The world is not enough

once a sardaar saw a burning house nd went inside nd removed 6 persons from inside still he was jailed why?
because all six were fire fighters

(Mian biwi se):Yeh kia tum aye din lip sticks pey paisey barbad karti ho,yeh kaise itni jaldi khatam hojati hein? ( Biwi jawab daiti hey):Kya karun adhi to apke mun mey chali jati hey...............

Bechara Gadha

Ajj shehar main ik gadha ghabra kai mar gaya
Logon ka yah khayal tha kai kuch kha kai mar gyaa ..

1 Insaan nain kiya phone to Police agaye
Dead body kai 4 taraf woh is tarah chah gaye...

News Reporter bhi ab wahan phonchnay lagay
Log tarah tarah ki batain sochnay lagay....

Phir Dead body ko post martam kai liye lay jaya gaya
Baray baray Doctors ko bhi wahan bolaya gaya....

News Repoter nain kiya badnaam police ko
Shayad kai gadha day daita Bayan police ko....

lagay karnay police walay news waloon say takraar
Hum ko hai lash kai post martam ka intizar...

Intizar hua khatam repotain bhi agayin
Sab kai dilon ko is tarah Jhonjhala gayin....

Sab sochnay lagay kai yah kiya kar gaya
Ik gadhi ko is nain Dekha to sharma kai mar gaya..;)


Mamoo Kaisa laga ;) acha hai to to Add karna mujhy itne deer say kiya kar raha hai :D