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A Sindhi lawyer? Case-wani
A Sindhi lawyer after a case?: Purse-wani
A blue-skier Sindhi?: Akash-wani
What is a communist Sindhi called? Lalwani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the first floor called? Thadani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 17th. floor called? Kriplani.
What is a Sindhi who falls from the 30th. floor called? Marjani.
Q: What is the most noteworthy contribution of the Sindhis- to Hindustani Music? A :- Raga Kirvani.
A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi stripper working in New York? Barbra Jhangiani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rindani
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani
Why are a Sindhis nostrils big? - Because the air is free.

ak din sub pagal pagal ghar mein apni fingers se kuch rub ker rahe thai inke pass doctor aia or pucha yah kia ho raha hai sub na kha kah doctor sab app bhi kare bara enjoy karen gai doctor na kia phar us na kha yai sub boaring hai ek pagal ne kha doctor sab nak se nikal ker rub karen .phir enjoy karen gai .ha ha ha ha ha ha

Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are travelling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England. At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.

""How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"" asks one of the INDIANS. ""Watch and learn,"" answers one of the PAKISTANI.

They all board the train. The INDIANS take their
respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
toilet door and says,"" Ticket please."" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.

So after the game, they decide to copy the pakistani
style on the return trip and save some money. When
they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return trip. To their astonishment, the
PAKISTANIS don-t buy ticket at all !!!

How are you going to travel without a ticket?"" says
one perplexed INDIANS. ""Watch and learn,"" answers a PAKISTANI. When they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the pakistani leaves the
toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, ""Ticket please.""
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges
with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet....lolz


ey o ey o ey o aaaaa! hey koi hum jaisaa

do dost jis mein sey ik nake aur ik gunnah-gaar tha , bathey apney future k barey mein soch rahay they k kis ney jannat mein jana hey aur kis dozakh mein.nake aadmi kehta hey k woe nake hey is liyay woe jannat mein jayay ga gunnah-gar mein barey mein kehta hey k woe to dozzakh mein jayay ga. roz-e-hissab mein jabb nake aadmy jannat ki sair ker raha hota hey to usko gunnah-gar milta hein .nake aadmy us sey pochta hey k tumney to itney gunnah keyay to tum kaisey yahan per ayay
gunnah-gar jawab kehta hey k waisay mein ney jannat mein dakhil naheein
hona tha , mein sirf game base per aaya hon.

Do bewaqoof ja rahe the ek nay dosre se kaha ke "" agar tum ye bata do ke is shoper main kitnain unde(eggs) hain tu wo pure bara ke bara tumhare ,Our Agar tum ye bhi bata do ke ye kis ke unde(eggs)hain tu wo murghi(hen) bhi tumhari "". Tu dosra bolta hai ke yaar barda mushkil sawal hai zara ishara tu do.

A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee.

On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone, ""Get
me a coffee quickly!""

The voice from the other side responded,""You fool you-ve dialed the
wrong extension! Do you know who you-re talking
to,dumbo?""

""No"", replied the trainee.

""It-s the Managing Director of the company, you fool!""

The man shouted back, ""And do you know who YOU are talking to, you
fool?""

""No"", replied the Managing Director.

""Thats Good!"", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

3 women were sitting on a bench.One was Andhi, The second one was Lungri & the last was Gunji.
Andhi : WOH DEKHO SAMNEY DARAKHT PER PHOOL LAGA HUA HAI!!!
Lungri : MAIN BHAAG KER JAA KER LE ATI HOON!!!
Gunji : HAAN AUR MAIN APNEY SAR MAIN LAGA LOON GI!!!

STUDY=FAIL

This is a mathematical proof which I acciedently achieved while I was studying i.e preparing to fail ,

Study = Fail

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Proof :

Why I am not studying ?
Because :
No Study = Fail ....................... ( I )
Study = No Fail ...................... ( II )
By Combining ( I ) & ( II ) :
=====> ( No Study + Study ) = ( No Fail + Fail )
By Taking ( Study ) as a common factor in the left hand side
And Taking ( Fail ) as a common factor in the right hand side
=====> Study ( No + 1) = Fail (No + 1 )
By Dividing both sides by ( No + 1)
=====> Study = Fail , Hence Proved!

SO I ADVISE YOU TO STOP STUDING

Bhola at the ""Kaun Banega Karodpati"" show!!!

Bhola goes to -Kaun Banega Karodpati- show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, ""Bholaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?""

Bhola : "" Pitaaji ke saath"".
Amitabh : ""Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?""
Bhola : ""Hmm.... yes.""
Amitabh : ""Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?""
Bhola : ""Hmm... OK.""
Amitabh : ""Array Bholaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon""
Bhola : ""Pehle mujhe chaar options to do ! ! !""