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1 GIRL NY MOLVI SY KAHA: LOG MUJHY CHERTY OR GHORTY HAIN APP BATAIN MAIN KYA KARUN...???
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MOLVI NY DONO BAZOO PHAILAAA KY KAHA KAPP ISLAM KI AGOOSH MAIN AAA JAIN

hahahahah

Sardar doodh wale se... Tum 2 din se ku nahi aa rahe they..
Doodh Wala.. Ap ki bhabhi ki tabiyat kharab thi..
Sardar... Yar to bhens ka doodh hi le aatey..

Jo Dyty Hain Larkiyun Ko Tuhfayy
Wo Rakhty Hain In Ki Shadi Py Sofyy


Jo Jaty Hain Larkiyun Ko Pechay
Wo Atty Hain NEW KHAN Ky Nichy

=))=)) =))
Well done boyssssssssssss KEEP IT UP,,,,:-D :-D:-D

once sardar ji was waching a xxx movie
he saw his wife in the movie . he blushed then thanked GOD tha





That it was only a movie
hahahahahahahahahaha

If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope




Aftab khan

Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...




Aftab khan

sardar was trying 2 kiss his girl friend in tne park

Girl friend: plz shadi se pehle yeh sab nahi

Saredar: Dont worry i m married:-)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha......................................

Love the lady,but dont touch the body,

if u touch the body, u become a dady,

please send this massage to ten boys to control the population:-)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.................................................

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ??
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?.