Sms / Sardar
Amin Lakhan
Murga Sardar Tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Waiter comes with the order,Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar:Dil?Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
·
1 Like ·
Nov 06, 2014 at 08:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Obaid Kayani
Sardar In Bio Practical
Sardar in bio practical.
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....
Examinar: See da legs of dis bird & tell its name.
Sardar: I dont know
Examiner: U r fail.Wat--s ur name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell....
·
1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 23:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Ebrahim Ali Ali
9am Se 11am
Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah Clinic k bahar khare hokar ourton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...
Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:
AURTON ko Dekhne ka Waqt 9am se 11am hai...
·
1 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 18:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Sobia Malik
I Killed A Person
Teacher.I killed a personconvert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.
·
3 Like ·
Nov 05, 2014 at 13:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Samra Mushtaq
A.b.c
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai
·
1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 12:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Urooj Zahed
Likhny Wala Stupid
A sardar saw a board on which it was written padhne wala stupid.
Sardar got irritated and wrote likhan wala stupid
Sardar got irritated and wrote likhan wala stupid
·
1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 08:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Sakeena Hussain
Sms Means
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
·
1 Like ·
Nov 04, 2014 at 03:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Shaista Anam
Mar He Jata
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata
·
2 Like ·
Nov 03, 2014 at 12:11
Category: sardar
Sms / Sardar
Mahrukh Nida
Chain Nahen Khultee
Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chein nahi hai? SARDAR: --Chain-- hai par khulti nahi hai!!!
·
1 Like ·
Nov 02, 2014 at 21:11
Category: sardar
Sponored Video