Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

Doctor to Sardar: Aapka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai! Sardar: Hoga, zaroor hoga! 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

Sardar: Baapu mai bivi nu sms kita ke main raat nu aawan ga, main raat nu aya te kissi hor de naal sutti si Baapu: oye puttar ho sakda onu sms miliya he na hovay

Bus chali jhatka laga ek sardar ek larki per gira Larki boli: badtameez kya kar rahay ho.... Sardar bola: Punjab University se Bcom kar raha hoon

A Sardar was standing below a light with opened his mouth. His son asked him Papa what r u doing? Sardar replied, Dr. ne mujhey kaha tha k aaj light hi khana....

their is a Sardar propose a girl for marry?
the girl reply that i am one year elder to you, in the reply, sardar: said oya no problem Kuriey i will marry u next year.

Sardar Ji, aap ko logon ne kiyon mara?
SARDAR: Arey yar meri photo bus main gir gai thee, maine kaha MADAM zara si tang uper kijiye ga photo lena hai.......

once in a class teacher said to students write the name of your father in english.one sardar wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR,teacher said what u have written, what is the name of your father.he replied SUNDAR LAL CHADA