Sms / Sardar

Eshwa Khan

Silly Answer

Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.

· 1 Like · Mar 27, 2015 at 05:03
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Sms / Sardar

Yousuf Ahmed

Teacher

Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .

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· 1 Like · Mar 26, 2015 at 07:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Owais Kareem

A Sardarji

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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· 1 Like · Mar 26, 2015 at 03:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mohammad Ali Shah

A Sardarji

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2015 at 22:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Fozia Iqbal

Sardar Gambles!!

Sardar Gambles
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
What happened ? asked Surjit.
Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .
How come ?
Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.
But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2015 at 17:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Najam Ali Khan

Lunch Box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road.......
Why?
Just to confirm whether he is going to
or coming back from office....!!

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· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2015 at 12:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Mehwish Jatt

Rape

A sardar was trying to rape a woman. She screamed, i will kill myself before i let u touch me! . Sardar says : Mar jaana kisey day kamm na ana.

· 1 Like · Mar 25, 2015 at 07:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Samreen Anjum

SARDAR S FUN

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you know Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

· 2 Like · Mar 25, 2015 at 00:03
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Sardar

Samra Ali

Sardar

ek din ek sardar jaad ke pas toilet kar raha tha ,waha se ek fogreiner ja raha tha usne poocha yaha par police nahi pakad ta ,to sardar ne kha nahi apne ko apne haat se pakad kar karna padta hai

· 3 Like · Mar 23, 2015 at 15:03
Category: sardar
 
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