Sms / Rajnikanth Jokes

Divide Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Google

Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes Tags: Google
 
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Munni

Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Coffee

Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Coffee

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes Tags: Coffee
 
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Shahid Baig

Save Sun

Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Shahid Baig

Rajjnikanth Award

Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Shahid Baig

Dosa

Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Shahid Baig

To Play Carom

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Shahid Baig

Oscar

The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Hameed

Harry Porter

One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Hameed

Light Came Second

Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Hameed

Recession

In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Hameed

3 Stars

After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Hameed

Fart Of Rajnikanth

What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Ahmed Ali

Rajnikanth Shot Today

Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
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Abdul Rehman Rehman

Intel Ad

Intel`s new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside.

· 1 Like · May 17, 2011 at 06:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes
 
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