Rajnikanth can divide by zero.

Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.

Rajnikanth ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.

Rajnikanth can sentence a judge.

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes

Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.

Rajnikanth ordered a dosa at MacDonald`s and he got it.

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?
Just to play carom.

The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!

One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper.
He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom.
2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`.

Rajnikant participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second.

In 2008, Rajnikant lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.

After release of Robot, Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars.

What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!

Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

Intel`s new ad:
Rajnikanth Inside.