SMS
Sms / Marital Woes
Ureeda Tehreem
special you ek
? Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse rooth gaya aur bola, --Apki sab puja karte hain, mujhe koi nahin puchhta--
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
? 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
? How 2 catch squirrels?
It--s simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
? Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I--m MIND BLOWING.
? My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
? Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
? The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
? There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
? Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!
? True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
love2lesss@yahoo
Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
? 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidentsarer due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
? How 2 catch squirrels?
It--s simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will come in search of U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
? Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I--m MIND BLOWING.
? My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
? Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
? The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
? There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.
? Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur Lahnat hai aisi zindagi pe!
? True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
love2lesss@yahoo
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Jan 22, 2015 at 06:01
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Love
Nasir Alam
special you
? People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It--s so special a feeling that it doesn--t require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.
? I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!
? Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don--t get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.
? Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they--ll luv u back! Don--t expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn--t, be content it grew in urs.
? I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
? Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.
? When I--m away from u, I--m still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I--m awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I--ll always luv u.
? Love comes to those who still hope even though they--ve been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they--ve been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they--ve been hurt before.
? I don--t know why I--m so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don--t know why I luv u so when u don--t even luv me. I don--t know why u r the one when I--m just a someone to u.
? As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
love2lesss@yahoo
? I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories with. Luv U!
? Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving so you don--t get hurt is like killing yourself before you die.
? Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that they--ll luv u back! Don--t expect luv in return; just wait for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn--t, be content it grew in urs.
? I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
? Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes you smile and waking up smiling about the one u dream of.
? When I--m away from u, I--m still with u. When my eyes are closed, I could still c u. When I--m awake, I still dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still need u & no matter what, I--ll always luv u.
? Love comes to those who still hope even though they--ve been disappointed; to those who still believe even though they--ve been betrayed; to those who still need love even though they--ve been hurt before.
? I don--t know why I--m so afraid to lose u when u r not even mine. I don--t know why I luv u so when u don--t even luv me. I don--t know why u r the one when I--m just a someone to u.
? As I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.
love2lesss@yahoo
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Jan 22, 2015 at 01:01
Category: love
Sms / Love
Wajeeha Ali
God Picked Up A Flower
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
love2lesss@yahoo.com
love2lesss@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2015 at 17:01
Category: love
Sms / Love
Asma Altaf
Age Appears To Be Best In Some Things
Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
love2lesss@yahoo.com
love2lesss@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2015 at 12:01
Category: love
Sms / Love
Usama Arshad
Moon Said To Me
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
love2lesss@yahoo.com
love2lesss@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2015 at 08:01
Category: love
Sms / Love
Amina Noor
Friendship Is Not A Game To Play
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn--t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
love2lesss@yahoo.com
love2lesss@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Jan 21, 2015 at 03:01
Category: love
Sms / Sardar
Abdul Rahman
Thermos
A Sardar ge goes to an office party and wins a thermos.
Sardar ge asks,what does it do?
other man says ,it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The nest day Sardar ge goes to work after filling his thermos with icecream and tea.
Naeem Jan
Sardar ge asks,what does it do?
other man says ,it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
The nest day Sardar ge goes to work after filling his thermos with icecream and tea.
Naeem Jan
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1 Like ·
Jan 20, 2015 at 23:01
Category: sardar
Sms / Friendship
Pinky Queen
Kasur
Kasur na unka hai na mera,Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe..Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe,Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe..
Aftab khan
Aftab khan
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4 Like ·
Jan 20, 2015 at 18:01
Category: friendship
Sms / Marital Woes
Mehreen Ali
Sharif Admi Shadi Ka Baad
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!
B.V:
aor aaj sey aap he mere leye
FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
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1 Like ·
Jan 20, 2015 at 13:01
Category: marital-woes
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