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Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Doctor: no problem just take this medicine before sleep. Sardar: O bhai, kal sey loon ga, aaj raat to final hai.

HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...HAR GALI HAR DEEWAR PAR TERA NAAM LIKHA HAI...UPPAR WANTED AUR NICHEY INAAM LIKHA HAI... HAHAHAHA

Sardar--s Wife:: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da howay.

Sardar:: jay agar 26 sall da na milay ta 13 13 de 2 le awaan. . . ?

1) Muhajir Hukumat Karega

2) Punjabi Sach Bolayga

3) Memon Badmashi Karega

4) Sindhi Mehnat Karega

5) Pathan Ko Larki Pasand Ayegi

6) Balochi Angrezi Bolayga

7) Khatmal Aur Pushto Bhai Bhai Ban jayengay

8) Bengali Topi Pehnayga

9) Behari Paisay Kharch Karega

10) Gilgiti Larraye Kerna Chor Dengay

AIK DAFFA RAAT K 3 BAJE SARDAR KE PHONE AYA, KIA YAHAAN SAIMA MAHFOOZ HI?
SARDAR BOLA, SALEY AGAR ISS WAQT SAIMA YAHAAN HOTI TU KIA WO MAHFOOZ HOTI?

i like u.............

i love u.............

i love u very much..........

i love u very very much.........

i--ll die for u.............

i cannot live without u.............

plz marry me.............
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yehi kehna chahta tha ranjha heer say lakin becharay ko english nahin ati thi.............

Shaadi se phelay aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal banana chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz milti hi nahin.
Shadi key Baad wohi aadmi bolta hai Taj Mahal Banana Chahta hoon
Magar Mumtaz Marti hi nahin


Haroon

If U Love Someone,
Just Dont Tell It

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Bcoz ....


iss mey us masoom ki kya
galti hai,
woh kyon sazaa bhugtey?

MAin nay hawa ko 1 msg diya, wo jhumti hoi badal k pass gai or mera msg usko diya to wo barasne lagi or barasne wali har bond se awaz ahai i miss uuuu..........