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TEACHER: IN ALGEBRA, A=B & B=C. IT MEANS S=C. NOW RELEVANT EXMPLE.
STUDENT: -- SIIR, I LOVE YOU & YOU LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER, IT MEANS THAT I LOVE HER.
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aik monkey apni ammi se rotay hoay kehta hai maa mein kitna budd soorat hoon.Maa kehte hai beta roo mut aakhir woh bhi hai jo is waqt yah message par raha hai ahahhahahahahaha

Teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times,

Sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding!!

waisay tu tum mujh ko AZIZ ho halan k tum kya CHEEZ ho nakhray tu tum aisay karte ho, jaisay k tum Shaukat Aziz ho
hahhahahahahahhahahahaa

santa:- yaar banta dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. yeh aids hoti kya hai?

banta singh:-
a - ab.
i - iss.
d - duniya se.
s - sasriyakaal.

if care is a wave i give u sea.if respect is a leaf i five u tree if trust is a planet i give u gallaxy if love is a life i give u me specially for ayesha

What is the full form of singh?

S-sardar.
I-insaan.
N-nahi.
G-gadha.
H-hai.

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