Newtons 3rd Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl,
continue to be in love with her and
a girl in love with a boy,
continue to be in love with him,
untill on unless any external agent
(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.

Newtons 2nd law of ishq
The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl
towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous
bank balance of the boy and the direction of
this love is same to as increament or decreament of
the bank balance.

Newtons First Law of ishq
The force applied while proposing a girl
By a boy is equal and opposite to
The force applied by the girl while using her sandals...

Usne kaha balance bhijwao
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai""

aik larka aik larki ko window se ishara kr k kehta hai
jahalk jhalak dikhla ja
jhalak jhalak dikhla ja
larki hath mein joota pakar k kehti hai
aik baar aja aja aja aaaa ja

Wife:Kia Ker Rahey Ho?
Husband: Makhiyan Maar Raha Hoom.
Wife: Kitni Mari?
Husband: 3Males 2Females
Wife:Kese Maloom?
Husband:Kyun K 3 Daaru Ki Bottle Se Chipki Thein Or 2 Phone Pe.

Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari, mager saas ne kush na kaha, bhala kiun, kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

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Very Good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A B CD sikhenge...