This is magic!
Press 12 times you will become cute.
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Bewakoof, itnay saal mein kutch nahi howa to ab kaisay ho ga.


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Son to Sardar: - Papa 5+5 kitne hote hain?
Sardar: - Ullu de patthe, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam: tujhe kutch nahi ata. Ja andar se calculator la.


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Wife: - Mein tumhari zindagi ki kitab houn.
Husband: - Yeh hi to problem hai! Diary hoti to har saal change kar leta.


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A Sardar was very quiet and in deep thoughts.
Kisi nay poocha, ?Sardar ji, kiya tension hai??
Sardar: - ?Yaar aik dost ko chahray ki plastic surgery kay liye 2 lakh rupay diya thay. Abb surgery kay baad sala pehchaana he nahi ja raha hay.?


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Sardar while selling Parachute: -
?Plane se kudo, button dabao aur zameen pe hifazat se land karo.?
A customer: - Agar parachute nahi khulla to?
Sardar: - ?Oo Paa G paise wapis.?


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Eik Sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
Interviewer ne question kia: -?Sardar sahib electric motor kesay chalti hay??
Sardar jee:
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TorrRrRrRrRrRrRrRr???


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Chicken ready?
Yess boss.
Fish ready?
Yess boss.
Omlet ready?
Yess boss.
Mutto ready?
No boss.
Why?
Bakra abhi yeh ?SMS? pardh raha hai.



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A Sardar and his wife going to city in Rikshaw.
Driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted: - Your are seeing my wife, come here and sit back, I shall drive the Riksha.


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If doctors start making films then the names will be: -
Operation ho na ho.
Kaho na bukhar ha.
Hum blood day chukay sanam.
Han maine bhi FRCS kia ha.
Meray yaar ka bypass hai.
Dil wale dead body lay jaen gay.
Dil to fractured ha.
Kutch kutch dard hota ha.
Kabhi ringer kabhi saline.


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