Sardar sent a ?SMS? to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report appeared on his phone and he started dancing.
What was the report?
The report said, ?DELIVERED?.


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Sardar ji went to buy a TV.
Salesman: - Do you want colour TV?
Sardar: - Sure, give me a green one please.



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Year 1927,
November 18th,
Evening,
Exactly at 20:27 pm??..
Kutch nahi hua tha. Aap apna kaam karo.


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Janey anjney mei agar mein ne aap ka dil dukhaya ho , kabhi tang kiya ho to us k liye aap se jo ho sakta hai karlo.
Mein sudharney waloon mei se nahi hoon.


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Let me tell you today, before you hear it from some one else, I can no more hide it from you. Please be very patient, listen and try to understand,

?Potatoes are now Rs. 20/- per Kg?.


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Young girl while praying to God: - ?Please God, let me marry an intelligent man?.
God replied: - ?That?s impossible, intelligent men don?t get married?.


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Shaddi karne aur Mobile kharednay k baad ek hi baat ka afssos hota hai???.
Kaash thodi der aur ruk jaatay to accha model mil jaata.



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Welcome to ?Sweet Dreams Airlines.? All passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to Dreamland. Enjoy the journey.
Good Night.



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A Sardar prays daily for two hours, ?Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.?
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, ?Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.?


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