SMS

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana


Aftab khan

sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar
sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya
sardar ji: ooy--e ki hoya
sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy
sardar replied oy--e tenu kinni wari akheya hy kapry pa ke bazar na jaya kar.


hammad

Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai

Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Aftab khan

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay


Aftab khan

Missing u iz my ?HOBBY?
Care 4 U, is my ?JOB?
Make u happy, is my ?DREAM?
Pray 4 u, is my ?DUTY?
&
2 keep friendship wid u,

is my ?CHOICE?

Aftab khan

A special LUNCH 4 u,
In de hotel of my Heart,
A boul of love,
A spoon of care,
In the pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
MISSING
Me?.


Aftab khan

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured?.!!!


Aftab khan

Tumse dur rehkar tumhe miss kiya humne,
Tumhare liye ?God? se wish kiya humne,

Tumhari yaad chupke se chali aayi toh,
Toh bade pyaar se SmS kiya humne.


Aftab khan