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apun bolly to handi main marchain ziaada mandta!!!!!
khany kay bad toilet jana mangta !!
or wahan say awazain lagta or kahta
koi Allah ka banda ice say aa kar takoor hi kar day!!!!!
haaahahahaha

wo ayi hai ayi hai wo ayi hai
bary dinoo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
bary dinooooo kay bad ittni qabzi kay sath
khul kay tati ayi hai
tati ayi hai ayi hai tati ayi hai
hahahahaha

es ka ilaj hai kisi kay pass kiya?

welcome to the jazz menu
khushi pane ke liye 1 dabayein
muskurane ke liye 2 dabayein
larki se dosti karne ke liye 3 dabayein
mujhe se nijaat paane ke liye apna gala dabaein hahahaahahha:D
keep smiling n spread smilings

aik bacha school deer se pohoncha tu teacher ne kaha:
tumhe maloom hona chahhiye k school ka time 8:00 hai .
bache ne kaha miss waqt ki pabandi bohat zaroori hai aap mera intezar na kiya kareein, bas parhai shuruh kara dia karien.

HI JAAN h r u jaan wht r u doing jaan missing u jaan u only u jaan dont get xcited jaan bcoz jaan is a short form of jaaner

doo oortoon ki bari dosti hoti ha woo kisi se koe bat nahi chupatiin theen aak din woo aak dosre ko apna hall bata raheen theen aak khatoon ne apni parosan se kha k ya galii kitni gandii ha maree bachay jab bhi yahan se gozar kar ateen han to kichar main lit pit hojateen han
parosan jis ke shohar ka kad bohat chota hota barii sharmindagee se boli
han bahan aak martaba mara shohar k sath bata ha kiya howa khatoon boli kiya
parosan boli k aak din mara shohar kichar main gir gaya tha main ne 20 bachoon ka muoon dholwaya tab ja kar mare shohar ka pata chala k ya mara shohar ha kisi ko na bata na plzzzzzz

IK DAFA IK HAATHI OR CHUNTI KI SHADI HOJAti hai un k dost unhein ik party detey hain jahan or bhi bahut sari chuntiyan hoti hain aab aap batiyey k k haathi apni begum ko kaisey pehchaney ga?
HMM....
SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY SOCHIYEY...
CHALO MEIN BATADETI HOON...
HAATHI KI BEGUM K HAATH MEIN HAATHI KA BACHA HOGA......
(HE HE HE)

the simplest definition of love is.....
MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOLS.

MAN : how can a sardar kill a lion?
SARDAR : i will eat the poison and allow the lion too eat me, oo bolo ta ra ra ra.