Sms / Sardar
Samreen Qaisar
SARDAR G
ek dafa ek sardar ji se ek larki nay kaha k
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de
sardar g ek 100 rupey tu day do kal day doon gi
sardar g nay kah k
tu 200 lay lay magar aaj hi day de
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Apr 22, 2015 at 16:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Missing You
Samra Mushtaq
Love Story
i love u but u knowkaun hota hai pyarand i miss ukhabhi aye na judaiif u love tukaho na pyarr haiif u want money plz go onkon bane ga crorepati
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Apr 22, 2015 at 11:04
Category: Missing You
Sms / Missing You
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Missing
read it carefully a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.v.w.x.y.z did i imiss yes i miss u
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Apr 22, 2015 at 07:04
Category: Missing You
Sms / Sardar
Sofia Abid
Sardar
aik sardar apnay uncle say milnay k liay america jata hai woh jahaaz main batha hua hota hai k pilot aata hai woh kahta hai k aap ka suffer bohat acha jaa raha hai kissi pareeshani ki zaroorat nahin k achanak speckar say aik admi bolta hai o bairda garak hoo gya sab loog pareeshaan hoo jatay hain sardar ka rang urd jata hai k achanak woh he admi bolta hai k parashaani ki zaroorat nahin woh dara sal air hostes coffee laa rahi k mujh par gir gi isi wajah say meray moo say nikla o bairda garak hoo gya kisi parashaani ki zaroorat nahin yeh sunanay k baad sardar bolta hai k teri tay khusk hoo gi hai jairdi meri niklii hai unoon koon toy ga
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Apr 22, 2015 at 02:04
Category: sardar
Sms / Love
Fozia Iqbal
I Love You....... !
I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......
lovely ........... shoes......
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Apr 21, 2015 at 21:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
Safia Saeed
I Love You....... !
I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......
lovely ........... shoes......
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Apr 21, 2015 at 16:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
Daud Bhatti
I Love You....... !
I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......
lovely ........... shoes......
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Apr 21, 2015 at 11:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.
Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.
Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?
She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.
He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!
Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.
Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?
She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
Akram Rahi
Uk
The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.
Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.
The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.
Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?
She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.
He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!
Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.
Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?
She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.
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Apr 21, 2015 at 06:04
Category: love
Sms / Friendship
Naila Ahmed
Teri Dosti ........ !
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai, har taraf ujala nazar aara hai , sochta hoon k bi jil katva doon , kambakhat bill bohat aata hai
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1 Like ·
Apr 21, 2015 at 01:04
Category: friendship
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