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Aik aap hain ke
kitne sweet hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne cute hain.
aik aap hain ke
kitne lovely hain.
Aik hum hain ke
jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hain!

MOBILE REPAIR KARNAY WALE KO LOSE MOTION HO JAYE TO WO DACTOR KO KASE EXPLAIN KREGA?
KOCTOR SAHAN SUBAH SE MISSED CALLS AA RAHI HAIN OUT GOING MAIN TAKLI HO RAHI HAI SUBAH SE NAYE NAYE RING TONE BAJ RAHE HAIN OR PET MAINBALANCE NAHIN BACH RAHA, JITNA BHE RECHARGE KARO UTNA KHARCH HO RAHA HAI. PLEASE DO SOMTHING.

Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA

Dost: When did George Washington die?
Sardarji: 2 days before his funeral.

shadi kay din karib aaye tu maha ko dieting ka shouk para tu mein sufi ghar lay aayi. kyun kay sab ko sufi per aatmat jo tha. subha hou tu na maha thi na sufi.

Never kiss a girl near gate because love is blind but neighbour is not ;)

Wife ko Begum kiu kehte hai?
Kiu ke shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife BE-GUM ho jati hai

Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .

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A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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