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U know why women starts with "W"

Bcoz all Questions start with "W"

Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife :-P
>>So woman meanz full time Question :-)

The truth of life 4 women is:
D nice men r ugly.
D handsome men r not nice.
D handsome and nice men r married
& d rest of them
r not worth talking to.

Q - what's the definition of women?
Ans - someone who talks for hours
while standing at the door
but won't sit
because of lack of time !!

2 WOMEN TALKs
1: Roz subah, mera dudhwala bahut dabata hai-BELL
2 : mera tou paperwala achcha hai, bilkul nahi dabata,
niche se hi daal deta hai-Paper...

Marriage is that relation between man and women
in which the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

How Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a
solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon
examined him, thought a while, and said, ""yes, I can put you right.""

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The
morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, ""You swine, you
gave me a woman-s ears.""

""Well, an ear is an ear. It makes no difference whether it is a man-s or a
woman-s.""

""You-re wrong! I hear everything, but I don-t understand a thing!""