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A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't know how many have handled it but u still want to have it.

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal.

Best wishes for a rocking Wedding Anniversary!

A woman learning to drive to her husband, "But I don't know what to do!"

Husband: Just imagine that I'm driving!

A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart, but there's always room for some other guy at the top!

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.

Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?

Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!

Nothing is impossible if a man tries and a woman cries!

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs has Mr in it;

Female has Male in it;

Madam has Adam in it.

So Girls are always incomplete without Boys!

Astrologer: You must get married to 32 years old woman only to start a happy life.

Santa: Shall I marry two 16 years old girls?