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A woman was created from a mans rib (Adam A.S).
Not from his feet to be walked on,
Not from his head to be superior over,
But from his side to be equal,
Under the arm to be protected,
and
Next to the heart to be loved .

Q: Why does not law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

a young woman was describing her date to a friend. after dinner he wanted to come back to my apartment but i refused she said i told him my mother would worry if i did anything like that then wat happened? asked her friend.
He kept insisting and i kept refusing the young woman replied he didnot weaken your resolve did he the friend asked
not a bit in the end we went back to his apartment i figured let his mother worry

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If I--m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.

She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, Here, iron this!.

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Once a boy was on the road, suddenly he saw a beautiful woman standing at the bus stop waiting for a bus,alone. the man thought that this was his lucky day so he stopped his car near her and asked her to have a ride with him. she was also in a hurry so she accepted his invitation. the boy turned his car to a five star hotel for a tea. the girl ,knowing all this, said to the boy lovingly dear,i just want to say THREE words to you-- the boy was very happy that she will say I LOVE YOU to him and then thay will kiss but the girl said to him KISS MY ASS and leave the car. ha ha ha .....
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With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, Not yet.
A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, Not yet.
Finally they say, When can we see the baby?
And the mother says, When the baby cries.
So they ask, Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?
The new mother says, I forgot where I put it.
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god made man and then rested for a while. Then to keep the man company, HE made woman. since then nobody has rested.

What are the three fastest means of communication?

Internet
Telephone
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Tell a woman!


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A man--s silence can break a woman--s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman--s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!




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A man--s silence can break a woman--s heart into a thousand pieces while a woman--s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace!

A punjabi woman talking 2 an English doctor in LONDON about her ill child....
My kaka is ill ek week da,
Na eat da na sleep da,
Bas weep da te Cheek da.....

3 fastest ways of communication are
1. Tele-phone
2. Tele-vision
and
3. Tell-a-woman

Maths and woman are 2 complicated things in world but atleas Math has LOGIC.