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Neighbours have an eye on both of them!

Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?

Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.

Banta: But why fight?

Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Husband to wife, "Hey honey, do you have anything you want to say before the IPL season starts?

Wife to Husband: Did you have any girlfriend before marriage?

The husband remains silent...

Wife: What is the meaning of silence?

Husband: Wait. Let me count!

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Santa: I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months.

Banta: Why not?

Santa: I don't like to interrupt her.