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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying...
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Wife to 2nd husband:see that's my 1st hubby at the bar, he has been drinking since I left him 7 years ago! Husband: nonsense, no one can celebrate that long!

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him - Oscar Wilde

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?


Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Aik Sardar Apnae marrage certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon..