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Lawyer: Why do you want to divorce such a beautiful and lovely wife?

Husband: Look at my shoe, it is also beautiful but only the wearer knows how much it pinches!

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?

A: Because they need a map.

Boy: Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ?

Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet. So I am just waiting for you!

Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?

Girlfriend: No; I can't think.

Pappu: That's why!

Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer?

Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth.

Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men.

Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival?

Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people.

Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`

God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`

No one makes a lock without a key. That's why God won't give you problems without solutions.