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Why is there an `Eject` button on the DVD remote?

In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge!

If one is supposed to learn from one's mistakes, why do some people have more than one child!

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

People Fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv no matter how stupid u become.

Why is a car's windshield so large and the rear view mirror so small?

It's because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. So look ahead and move on and enjoy your weekend!

Have a nice weekend!

Two chromosome that cause divorce... 'Ex' and 'Why'!

Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?

A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.

Why try so hard to fit in, when you're born to stand out.

Have a nice weekend!

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.