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Money can't buy happiness... but it sure makes misery easier to live with!

Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer?

Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth.

Banta: Why is it that almost all serial killers are men.

Santa: That's simply because women like to kill only one man slowly and steadily!

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival?

Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people.

Boy asked God, `Why she loves rose which dies in a day, but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?`

God replied, `Mast hai! Put it on Facebook!`

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.

No one makes a lock without a key. That's why God won't give you problems without solutions.

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?

Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.

Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?