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Teacher: Which one is more important for us, Sun or Moon?
Student: Ofcourse Moon
Teacher: Why??
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it BUT the sun gives us light in day when we don't need it

#jokes

Ek Larka bahot Kamzoor tha
Uski maa us ko Dr k pass le gai.
Dr. ne check up k baad us k 2no Hathelion per Plastar Bandh Diya,
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2 week baad larka Bilkul Sehat Mand Ho gaya...
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Tu cartoon network dekh
Teri samajh main POGO bhi nhi aaye ga.

Ya rab tu hi mujh us ki chahat ata karde
ke har chahat mohtaaj hai teri hi chahat ki!!

Us Dais Main Lagta Hai Adalat Nahin Hoti,
Jis Dais Main Insaan Ki Hifazat Nahin Hoti..

Makhlooq-e-Khuda Jab Kisi Mushkil Main Phansi Ho,
Sajday Main Parray Rehna Ibadat Nahin Hoti..

Hum Khak Nasheenon Se Hi Kyun Kartay Hain Nafrat,
Kya Parda Nasheenon Main Ghalazat Nahin Hoti..

Ye Baat Nayi Nasal Ko Samjhani Parray Gi,
Uryani Kabhi Bhi Saqafat Nahin Hoti..

Sir Ankhon Par Hum Us Ko Bitha Laitay Hain Aksar,
Jis K Kisi Waday Main Sadaqat Nahin Hoti..

Pohncha Hai Agarchay Barra Nuqsan Hamaisha,
Phir Bhi Kisi Banday Ki Ataat Nahin Hoti..

Har Shakhs Sir Pe Kafan Bandh K Niklay,
Haq K Liye Larrna To Baghawat Nahin Hoti..

samny manzil thi aur pechy us ki awaz
rukta tu safar jata, chalta tu bichar jata

mey khaana b us ka tha, saqi b us ka
agar peta tu emaan jata, jo na peta tu sanam jata

saza aisi mili mujh ko, zakham aisy lagay dil pr
chupata tu jigar jata, sunata tu bikhar jata..!!

Us Mohabbat Ne Hum Ko Kia Na Dia ?
Rooth Jaanay Ka Honsla Na Dia
Zindagi ! Tujh Se Ye Shikaayat Hai
Khaak Mein Kiun Hamain Mila Na Dia ?
Be-Wafai Pe Gar Sazaa Na Mili
Tou Wafaa Ka Bhi Kuch Silaa Na Dia
Hum Chalay Khwaab Baichnay Ke Lye
Os Ne Acha Kia Lia Na Dia
Teergi Phelti Gayi Har-Suu
Os Ne Mitti Ka Ik Diya Na Dia
Os Ka Dar Door Tou Nahi Tha Batool !
Hum Ko Qismat Ne Raasta Na Dia..

haseen lagta tha hum ne jin dino mein usko dekha tha
basanti mosamon , bheegi ruton mein usko dekha tha

usi k aks ne ankhain khumaar-e-khuvaab se bhar deen
chamaktey chaand jesey aaiino mein usko dekha tha

jisey ab rait k kachey gharondon se mohabbat hai
sumander k sunehrey paniyun mein usko dekha tha

jo tanhayee ki chadar orh kar sota hai rasston mein
kabi is shehar ki sab mehfilon mein usko dekha tha

bagolon ko pehan kar ab jo sehra mein bhatakta hai
gulab-o-yasmeen k junglon mein usko dekha tha

jo apney qarya-e-dil ki udasi se behalta hai
ghataon mein ghiri gum bastiyun mein usko dekha tha

zaroorat hai jisey ab dhoop ka ujla kafan Mohsin
badan par baraf orhey parbaton mein usko dekha tha