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3 people were asking me ur details 2day.
I gave them ur addres n cell no.
they'll b visiting u soon.
Their names r ""SMILE"", ""JOY"", ""HAPINES""

Never define two things in ur life:

1 is LOVE.

Bcoz u never know

who LOVES u n how deeply.

2nd is FRIEND

bcoz u never know

how deeply one care for u..

A Sardar prays daily for two hours, “Hey VaheGuru meri lottery lagade.â€‌
After 11 years VaheGuru angerly appears and says, “Oey Ullo de pathay eik bar ticket to le lay.â€‌

Two Sardars were walking together. 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain. 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha

Bholaji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
""Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces.""


Bholaji calls Air India. ""How long does it take to fly to Patna?""
""Just a sec,"" says the rep. ""Thank you."" says Bholaji and hangs up.


Bholaji : ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?""
Herolal : ""No, who wrote it?""


Q: So this Bholaji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
A: ""Saala aaj bhi girna padega...""


Q: Why did Bholaji stare at the frozen Orange Juice Can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said -concentrate-.


Q: What did Bholaji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.


Q: What did Bholaji do when his wife gave birth to twins?
A: He is out looking for the other man.


Q: Some one asked if Bholaji believed in smoking.
A: He said ""Yes, I-ve seen it done.""


Q: Why does Bhola always smile during lightning storms?
A: He thinks his picture is being taken.


Bholaji Doctor to his patient: ""It`s very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain.""


Then there`s the one about Bholaji who brought his binoculars to a funeral where they were going to bury a distant relative ...

Two deaf men were discussing in the train.
first: Are u going to lahore.
2nd: No, I-m going to lahore
first: O- I suppose that u r going to lahore

do tumater kroos karrehe the to 1 tomatter ke oeper se gari salperi to dusrene kaha chalo ketchup ham agee chalte hai.

2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to 1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi

one day two friends are gone to attend the interview.one fellow is fool and other one is clever.1st turn comes to the clever fellow.the interviewer asked
the following query.
a)who is the president of u.s.a.?
ans)bush
b)how many days are there in a year?
ans)365 days
c)how many stars are there in sky?
ans)still scientists are finding
after that clever one coming out form the room.Then fool ask the what are the answers.then he says bush,365,still scients are finding.
then interviewerask the fool fellow
a)what is u r name?
he says bush
b)what is u r age?
365 days
c) are u mad?
he says still scientist are finding.
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one day a man came to a doctors house and said
man: Sir it--s very serious;
doctor: what--s the matter?
man: my friend is very serious>
doctor: what happened?
man: he is vommiting every hour;
doctor: ok
man: what is the fee?
doctor: if u bring the patient to my clinc its just 20 Rupee.
man: what if u treat him in home?
doctor: it is 45 rupee
man: come on doctor let--s go home
>> so the doctor with the man drived home with doctor--s own car,and then they got home
doctor:(anxiously) where is the patient?
man: thank u sir!
doctor: it--s ok where is the patient?
man: he is not here sir!
doctor: then why did disturbed me?
man: SIR when i asked an autorickshaw driver what is the cost to reach from there to here, he said its 90 rupees>
doctor: so what?
man: i got home with 45 rupees sir haa haa haa hah
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Banta died. Santa wanted to put an obituary in the local paper. He went to the newspaper agency and filled in the form and wrote Banta Died. The clerk said for the same 200 Rupees you can write more. So Santa wrote Banta Died Toyota For Sale .

Men?s faults are many but women have just two.
Everthing they say and everything they do.



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good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.

The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.

While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.

How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!

Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.

two of friends are travelling in a train. there names were pada and tada.
Pada felt toilet in the middile than he gone to toilet and he told that if anybody will sit in his seat then u should cal him. after some time one Bangali came and sat in his place and his friend called him Pada-pada-pada and that Bangali thoughts that they are saying him and atlast he told that Allah-ki-kasam-hum-nahin-pada.

1st Frind: yar merey baap ke gharhe darya mey ger gaye the. 5 saal bad merey baap ney darya se wo gharhe nikali to 5 saal bad bhe gharhe chal rahe the.
2nd Frind: yaar merey baap ney darya mey ghota lagaya tha aur 5 sall bad baher aaya.
1st Frind: yaar aap ka baap darya mey 5 saal kya kar raha tha.
2nd Frind: yaar aap key baap ke gharhe ko chabe dey raha tha.

Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems.




Aftab khan

There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u.