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Banta died. Santa wanted to put an obituary in the local paper. He went to the newspaper agency and filled in the form and wrote Banta Died. The clerk said for the same 200 Rupees you can write more. So Santa wrote Banta Died Toyota For Sale .

Men?s faults are many but women have just two.
Everthing they say and everything they do.



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good man passed away and went to heaven. He was greeted by St. Peter, who congratulated him and said he could have anything he wished.

The fellow requested something to eat and a telescope so that he could look around.

While eating the sandwich provided to him, he peered through the telescope down at the folks in hell and saw that they were feasting on prawns, chicken tikkas, mutton chops, karahi paneer and desserts.

How come people down there are eating gourmet food? He asked St. Peter. I earned a place in heaven, but you gave me only a sandwich!

Well, replied St. Peter apologetically, it doesn--t pay to cook for just two.

two of friends are travelling in a train. there names were pada and tada.
Pada felt toilet in the middile than he gone to toilet and he told that if anybody will sit in his seat then u should cal him. after some time one Bangali came and sat in his place and his friend called him Pada-pada-pada and that Bangali thoughts that they are saying him and atlast he told that Allah-ki-kasam-hum-nahin-pada.

1st Frind: yar merey baap ke gharhe darya mey ger gaye the. 5 saal bad merey baap ney darya se wo gharhe nikali to 5 saal bad bhe gharhe chal rahe the.
2nd Frind: yaar merey baap ney darya mey ghota lagaya tha aur 5 sall bad baher aaya.
1st Frind: yaar aap ka baap darya mey 5 saal kya kar raha tha.
2nd Frind: yaar aap key baap ke gharhe ko chabe dey raha tha.

Silence & smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems.




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There are only two people, who can tell u the truth about you... A friend who has lost his temper & an enemy who starts loving u.