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There are two powers in the world; one is the sword and the other is the pen. There is a great competition and rivalry between the two. There is a third power stronger than both, that of the women.
Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Two things decide Ur attitude..
*what you think of yourself when you don"t have anything &
*what you think of others, when you have everything

There R Only Two Things In Lyf
Dat R More Painful Than Death.
1 Wen Ur Friend Remains Silent
N Other Is Wen U Cant Know
D Reason Of His/Her Silence.

Most of the Problems in Life are becoz of Two REASONS.



First:
We Act Without Thinking !



Secondly,
We keep thinking without ACTING

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup....

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Two things always in LiFe to be remeMbered.
Don't take any decisions
when you are Angry.
Don't make any promises
when you are Happy.
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read, 'Parking for two wheelers only'

A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition improves service!

One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : ""Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.""
SON : ""But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school.""
MOM : ""Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.""
SON : ""One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.""
MOM : ""Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.""
SON : ""Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?""
MOM : ""One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities.
Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.