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The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls Pappu. Pappu gets up and erases the board.

Teacher: What's this?

Pappu: Ma'm, problem solved.

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu?
Pappu: If the film was silent, how could you know it was in Urdu!

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"

Pappu: That depends.

Teacher: Depends on what?

Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!

Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.

Bunty: What did she say?

Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.

Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1?

Pappu: Happy Hours!

Misery of a teacher:

I don`t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch & shake it to see if it`s working.

Teacher: Can anybody give me one word for `occurring at the same time`?

Pappu: Sir, Twins.

Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.

Pappu: Exactly!

Teacher: What's two plus three?

Pappu: : Five.

Teacher: Good.

Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!