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Teacher: ""it-s 2:30pm why are you so late?""
Pupil: ""i-m not late i-m early for tomorrow""

Teacher: ""how do you spell wrong?""
Pupil: R-O-N-G
Teacher ""thats wrong""
Pupil: ""exactly""!

a teacher say to her class.one day the whole world will end.
a student gets up and asks
techer on that day will we have a holiday from school ?

ek dafa ek teacher class main aate hain ,woh apni pant ki zib bund karna bhool jaate hain yeh dekh kar saare bachhe hunsne lagte hain. to teacher ko ghussa aajata hai aur kehte hain ke hansna bund karo warna bahar nikal dun ga.

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: Let--s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?

Patty: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Patty: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?

Patty: I--ve already got one rabbit at home now!

TEACHER: Why are you late? WEBSTER: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? WEBSTER: The one that says, School Ahead, Go Slow.

Teacher of computer ask a student what r the 3 latest Version of JAVA
Student says Marjava mitjava lutjava ishq mein dil to kia jaan b tere nam
Kar java
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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Boy: A teacher

Teacher says to draw A Picture on a Cow eating grass
After some time she asks is it over
Student : says YES
Teacher saw it
And asks where is the grass
Student : Cow ate it
Then She asks where is the Cow
Student : Cow ate the grass and went away

Grammar Teacher!
Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai,

Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai?

Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

Life is different than teacher,
A teacher teaches lesson & then keeps the exam.
But the life keeps the exam first & then teaches the lesson.

Teacher:
U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:
Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

Teacher: batao paani ka formula kia haii Student: miss h20C93Jhw
Teacher: ye konsa formula haui
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Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Students : A teacher.


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