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Teacher-""Why are you scratching yourself?""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""

Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So Y Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocks:
Student Rockx :

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Teacher:
Ye kon sa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load sheding khatam ho jaye gi

Student:
Future Impossible tense.

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

Th0usand Sticks
0f a teacher
d0es n0t hurt.,,:)

But

the silence 0f a friend
in the Examinati0n Hall
brings Tears int0 eyes. :( :p

Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?
Pappu ...Money
Teacher... I would prefer Brain

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

Teacher - Can u define the word lecturer for me
student- lecturer is a person who has a bad habit
of speaking when someone is sleeping.

University ki Class off hone ke baat aik student Teacher se Question Kerti Ha.Teacher yeh larke aapas main Mill Kar Kia Baatain Kertain Hai.whoi Jo Larkiyan Kerti Hai.Student Kheti Hai.Hey Hey Hey Larke Kitne Baisaram Hootey Hai.