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Mohammad Asif
New Addition To The Periodic Table
New addition to the periodic table
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!
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Dec 26, 2017 at 01:12
Category: miscellaneous
Jokes / Miscellaneous
Mohammad Asif
New Addition To The Periodic Table
New addition to the periodic table
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!
Part II:
Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: Wo
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
Physical properties: Generally Boils
at anything and may freeze at any time.
Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical properties: Very active.
Highly unstable.
Possesses strong affinity with
gold, silver, platinum & precious stones.
Volatile when left alone!
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Dec 25, 2017 at 18:12
Category: miscellaneous
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Hafiz Usman
Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Right Above The Dining Table.
Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?
Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!
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Oct 22, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Javed Ashraf
Wife At The Dinner Table, "please Toast Some Bread For Me".
Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"
The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"
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Oct 20, 2014 at 15:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sadaf Zeeshan
Santa: I Went To The Pub Last Night And Saw A Fat Chick Dancing On A Table. I Said, "great Legs".
Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth
Sana Ali
Rajnikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Because He Only Rec...
Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 05:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Samra Ali
A History Teacher & His Wife Were Sitting At A Table. The Wife Asked. 'anything New At Work?'
A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'
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Oct 11, 2014 at 00:10
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Gallery / Dilchasp
Najam Ali Khan
Amazing ''leaf'' Table.
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Jun 16, 2014 at 20:06
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Haseeb Naqbi
Perfect Table For When You Have Family Or Friends Over.
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May 31, 2014 at 20:05
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Samreen Qaisar
Up Cycled Telephone Table.
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