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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I'can't stop stealing things.

Doctor: Take these pills for a week and if they don't work, get me a 42-inch flat screen TV!

When you stop trying to find the right man and start becoming the right woman, the right man will eventually find his way to you!

Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.

Bunty: So what did you do?

Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!

Always work for a cause and not for applause.

Good Morning!

We always work for a better tomorrow;

But when it comes, instead of enjoying, we again think of a better tomorrow.

Let's have a better today.

Have a Good Day!

Good Time, Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time, Work Time, Off Time, Happy Time, Sad Time, Sleep Time, In the Meantme.

I Miss You all the Time!

Santa goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor I can't stop my hands from shaking".

Doctor: Do you drink much?

Santa: No, I spill most of it.

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. 'Anything new at work?'

He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

Don't stop having fun when you get older;

Because you'll get older when you stop having fun!