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shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata

Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

shayar ek shaadi ki mehfil me DULHAN se: . . "Naazon se pali ho susral jaa rhi ho . . . . Masi ki tarha kam karogi bekar me Itra rahi ho

Shaadi Se Agle Din Biwi Gusse Se Shor Se Boli.
Biwi: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Shor: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena

Shaadi Ka Wada Kia Parveen Se
Warna Muhabbat To Thi Maheen Se
Anjane Mein Sab Kehdia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hoa Tha Pocho Samreen Se
Ab Ummeed Hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Bat Banegi Narmeen Se
Ya Phir Dekho Ambreen Se
Nahi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Hosakta Hai K Naveen Se
Warna Setting To Hai Sabeen Se

Shadi me pathan boht der takk khana kha raha tha
kisi ne pocha kab takk khaoge
Pathan : hum tu khud kha kha k thak gaya hon per kya karo card me likha
tha dinner: 7 to 10

Santa: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey,
kade mere pichchey...

Jeeto: Kehri film si ?

Santa: Apne Shaadi di movie si !

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Ta k vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye tou achcha feel kare aur agar Narkh jaye tou homely feel kare...

eik dafa eik larke ki shaadi hoti hai, woh shuaag raat wale din apni biwi ka ghoongat uthata hai aur kheta hai keh haq mehar 1000RS bahat hai,to biwi agge se kheti haitum husband ho is liye main 1000RS le rahi hoon waise main 1500RS lati hoon

ek bar ak pathan ki shadi hoti hai to dulhan ka bhai ro kar dulhay say kahta hai kai meri behan ka khayal rakhna to dulha kahta hai tum pareshan q hoti hai agar yay tumara behan hai to hamara bhi to behan hai na
laf plz

Nadia k Shaadi Kay din kareeb thay usy diting ka shoq hova tu mein lay i Sufi.Sofi par aeitbar jo tha.Pr Nadia Sofi k Sath bhag gai...

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