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Do it right or do it wrong, they're still gonna talk behind your back.

So just do whatever makes you happy!

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Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wants them either!

Enjoy the little things in life for one day you'll look back and realize they were the big things.

Have a lovely morning!

Doctor: Madam, your cheque came back.

Woman: So did my arthritis!

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.

Let's play "Hide n Seek". I'll hide behind your back and when you start seeking me, I'll rush to your arms.

Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.