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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.


Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?


Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private

club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation
ensues:

- ""Hello?""

- ""Honey, it-s me. Are you at the club?""

- ""Ummm, yes.""

- ""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are and I just
saw this beautiful mink coat. It-s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it, please?""

- ""What-s the price?""

- ""Only $15,000.""

- ""Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

- ""Ahhh... and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked and spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price....and since we really
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.......""

- ""What price did he quote you?""

- ""Only $60,000...""

- ""Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""

- ""Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing....""

- ""What-s that ?""

- ""Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
your bank account and...ummm...well, I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning and saw that house we had looked at last year.
It-s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property...""

- ""So, how much are they asking?""

- ""Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover...""

- ""Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?""

- ""OK, sweetie...Thanks! I-ll see you later!! I love you!!!""

- ""Bye...I do too...""

The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head and closes the phone-s
flap. Then he holds the phone up and asks to all those present:
""Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?""

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id fazool_admi@yahoo.com

your so stupid u got tripped by a cordless phone!!!

phone ki ghantee bajtee hai sohar biwi say kahta hai kah mera ho tu kah dena main ghar main nahi ho.biwi ph per kahtee hai maray shohar ghar main hai.tu shohar naraz ho kar kahta hai main nai kaha tha kah main ghar main nhai ho.biwi kahtee hai yah mera ph tha.ha ha ha aha ah

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

1 GIRL : Anam ka phone no kya hai? 2 GIRL : No to maloom nahin ase karo main phone kar k us se pochh leti hoon ,,,,,,,,,,03003190023

Rizwan: Doctor say help me,

mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai,

aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Rizwan: Phone karte waqt


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0321-6353276

Mareez :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Mareez :
Phone Karte Waqt




Aftab khan

From: Islamabad

phone ka rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain ,
balanace rakh ka b log ghareeb hotay hain ,
msg karna ki hoti nahi taufeek jin ko ,
WO LOG B KITNAY MASKEEN HOTAY HAIN!!!!