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Jokes / Miscellaneous
Hira Chaudhry
Pahle India Phir Pakistan
A Pakistani politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the Senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked ""How can you afford all this on a meagre senator-s salary?""
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!
The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window.
""Can you see the river?""
""Yes""
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
""Of course"", said the minister.
""10 per cent"", said the senator smugly.
Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Pakistani minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc.
""How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?-, he asked.
The minister called him to the window.
""See the river over there?""
""Sure"", cried the senator.
""Can you see the bridge over it?""
The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - ""No, I don-t see any bridge.""
""100 percent"", said the minister!!
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Dec 19, 2018 at 13:12
Category: miscellaneous
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Kahani Kiyon Sunai thi Mujhe Tumne Ujalon ki,
Bara hai Farq dono me Mgr Dilchasp
hain dono,
Teri Duniya Jawabon ki Meri Duniya Sawalon ki,
Tumhen Jab se main Likhta hon,
Tumhen Jab se Main Parhta hon,
Zarurat hi Nhi Parti Kitabon k Hawalon ki,
Ta''alluq Jorna or Torna Tumse
Koi Seekhe,
Kahan se AaGai Tum ko Maharat
aisi Chalon ki.!
Shagufta Dil ko Rakha hai Faqt is waste"M0hSiN"
Zarurat Phir Na Parr Jaye Tumhen
Meri misalon ki...
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Sep 06, 2018 at 16:09
Category: sad
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