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Us par to bohat sajti hy khushi.

usay kehna k muskraya karey.

us ki aankhon mein nami achi nahi lagti.

usay kehna ghum mujhe de jaya karey.

ye zindagi bohat taveel safar hy.

usay kehna raston sey na ghabraya karay.

uski Zindagi humein aziz bohat hy.

usay kehna logon sey khud ko bachaya karay...!!!

Ab kia likhain hm kaghaz par
Ab likhne ko kia baki ha,

ik dil tha so wo toot gya
ab tootne ko kia baki hay,

ik shakhs ko hm ne chaha tha
ik rait Page Ranking naksh banaya tha,

wo naksh kahan ab baki ha
ab kia likhain hm kaghaz par
ab likhne ko kia baki ha,

wo jin ko ham apni nazmo ka
unwan bnaya krte thay

lafzon ka banaa kar taj mahal
kaghaz par sajaya kerte the

wo shakhs jo hum ko chorr gya
sab rishton se mun mor gaya

ab kia likhain hum kaghaz par
ab likhne ko kia baki hay

ik dil tha so wo toot gya
ab tootne ko kia baki ha

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK

Jeevan k iss mod par yeh dua hai hamari, sada khushiyo say jholi bhari rahe tumhari, Usmay ho aansu khushi ki aur yaadein hamari.

har khushi par haq ho aapka.
khushiyon bhara safar ho aapka.gam kabhi karwat na badle aap ki taraf.sada muskurata rahe chehra aapka

4 Jaga Par
4 Chizon Par Qabu Rakho

1.Kisi K Ghar Me Apni Ankhon Par
2.Dastarkhan Pe Apne Hathon Pr
3.Mehfil Me Apni Zuban Pr
4.Ibadat Me Apne Khyalat Pr.

Us par to bohat sajti hy khushi.

usay kehna k muskraya karey.

us ki aankhon mein nami achi nahi lagti.

usay kehna ghum mujhe de jaya karey.

ye zindagi bohat taveel safar hy.

usay kehna raston sey na ghabraya karay.

uski Zindagi humein aziz bohat hy.

usay kehna logon sey khud ko bachaya karay...!!!

Kay Teray Janam Din par
Khuda Paak!
Tujhay woh sub kuch Ataa karay
Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki,
Har woh Khuahish jo teray labon par
Machalti ho
Poori Ho!
Aur teri yeh Roshan Ankhain Sada Chamkain
Teri MAsoom muskurahat
Sada teray labon ka Mehwar ho
Khushiyun say tera daman Hameesha Bhara rahay
Aur Khuda Paak!
Teri Umer Daraz Karain
Ameen

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team out Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri Not out Rahega..?
of All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

har khushi par haq ho aapka.
khushiyon bhara safar ho aapka.gam kabhi karwat na badle aap ki taraf.sada muskurata rahe chehra aapka

Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.







Hakeem Luqman ke pas bhi nahi tha.

Eid par Biwi ki shoping se Bachne ka tariqa.







Hakeem Luqman ke paas bhi nahi tha

ALLAH ne tum par haram kia he:
maaon ki nafarmani ko,
larkion ko zinda dargoor karne ko,
bukhl ko aur kanjoosi ko,
aur na pasand kia he tmare liye fazool guftugoo ko,
aur kasrat se sawal karne ko,
aur maal k zaya karne ko.
HADIS E NABVI.

tum baat baat par ankh nam na kiya karo
yeh shararat bhara lehja tu aadat hai hamari

Yaroon ki yari par shak nahi karty

Jab DON msg kary tu BAK BAK nahi karty

Pareshan karty ho jab DON busy hota hai,

Ab jab DON free hai tu SMS nahi karty

DEKHO TOU EID AI HAI
LABON PAR MUSKRAHAT KA PEGHAM LAI HAI
DUKHON KO META KAR AAJ PHIR EID SABA LAI HAI
AINA TOU PHIR AINA HAI
EID KO TOU DILON MEIN LANA HAI
WISH U ALL THE BEST
WITH HAPPY EID DAY.

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Jeeto: Thank.....

Sache dil se karo fariyaad tou
Duniya ki har ek cheez milti hai.
Jis par khuda ki rehmat ho jaye
Use kaanto me bhi khushbu milti hai.

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar tou kadar karna
Qismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

Behte aashkon ki zubaan nahi hoti
lafzon mein mohabat bayaan nahi hoti.
Mile jo pyar tou kadar karna
kismat har kisi par maherban nahi hoti.

Fariyaad karne par rab ne sab kuch diya,

Par humne nah isko mehsoos kiya.

Shukar guzaar hai hum rab ke,

Jo bin maange tumare jaisa dost diya.

Kaash un par hak hamara hota,
chale jaate agar hum jo,
unhone ek baar tou pukara hota.
Kya zarurat thi zamane ke saath ki,
agar haath mein unke haath hamaara hota.

Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahi
Taj Mehal banana tha Par mumtaz mili nahi
Ek din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gayi
Ab Taj Mehal banana hai Par ab ye mumtaz marti nahi

Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hain,
Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hain.
Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,
Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hain.

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil mein zarur ho par milte nahi,
Bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
Tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

Tum dur sahi majbur sahi par yaad tumhari aati hai, Tum saans wahan lete ho par badbu yahan tak aati hai Use Chota pepsodent ab only Rs.5/- mein....

Takdir hume us mod par le aayi hai,
jaha ghum hi ghum aur tanhaai hai.
baras rahe hain aakho se aansu,
kya isi ka naam judaai hai?

Diye ful murjha gaye par bahar wahi hai,
Dur rahte hai tou kya hua dil mein pyar wahi hai,
Mana k hum mil nahi pa rahe hai magar en
aankho mein ahsas wahi hai..

Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wakt har zakhm kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka tou khuda bhi deewana hota hai..

Aansoon ko aankhon ki dehleez par laya nah karo
Apne dil ki haalat kisi ko bataya na karo
Log muthi bhar namak liye ghooma karte hain
Apne Zakham kisi ko dikhaaya na karo.

Kadam Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Wakt Tou Apno Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Kasam Khaee Thi In Sitaron Ne, Sath Dene Ki ,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Bhi Sath Chod Diya.

Chaand par agar noor nah hota,
Tanha dil majboor na hota,
Hum aapse Good morning kehne zaroor aate
Agar aapka ghar itni dour nah hota.

Yaar miley oh jo kare pyar par jatave na,
sanu hove dard par oh seh pavay na,
jud miley jaffi paka miley,
Beganeya di tarah duron hello bulave na..

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya ae.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa e.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni fer v nahi lagdi...
Jeeto: Thank.....

Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....
Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra aa gaya tou kya halat hogi!!!

Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thin,

muskura rahe thay hum, par ankho mein nami si thi,

sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,

par nah jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....

JIS SHAAM MERE LAB PAR TERA NAAM NAh AAYE,
KHUDA KARE AISI SHAAM NAh AAYE....
AYE JAAN-E-SAHIL YE KABHI MUMKIN HI NAHIN,
MAIN GHAZAL LIKHUN AUR TERA NAAM NAh AAYE.

Diye saray murjha gaye par bahar wahi hai,
dur rehta hai tou kya hua dil mein pyar wahi hai.
Mana ki hum mil nahi pa rahe hain,
magar en aankho mein ahsas wahi hai.

Doori hi sahi par duri tou nahi,
Intzar bhala par judaai tou nahi.
Milna bichdna tou kismat hai apni,
Aakhir insaan hain hum farishte tou nahi.

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,

Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,

Kuch majboorian hain mere dost,

Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.

DOuR uFAQ PAR CHaAND CHAMKA DIL APNA BHAR AYA
JANE KIA KUCH YAAD AYA HUM TUM KO BATLAYEN KIA
JASHANEY TURB HO TUM KO MUBARAK,
MUJH KO YUNHI REHNE DO
EID KA DIN HAI KHUSHIYUN KA DIN,
LAB PAR SHIKWA LAYEN KIA

Suna hai keh ap ki aik smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smilling.....
To reduce ...
Population:).

Hum apne par gurur nahi karte,

yad karne ke liye kisi ko majbur nahi karte.

Magar jab ek bar kisi ko dost bana lein

tou usse apne dil se dour nahi karte.

Dil k dard ko zuba par laatey nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,
Maysoos hokar na umeedon ka daman chhod,
Varna khuda naraz ho jayega,
Thokron se na tu ghabra,
Har padaav par apne aap ko aur mazboot payega,
Nakamyabi ki dhund se na ghabrana,
Kaamyabi ka suraj teri takdeer roshan kar jayega.

Zindagi K Mod par ek aisa waqt Aata hai,

Jab Insaan apne Aapko tanha paata Hai.

Wahi tanhayia Tou batati hain ,

K Kaun Kiska kitna saath nibhata Hai.

Har gali har deewar par apka naam likha hai

Har khirki har darwaze per apka naam likhe hai

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Petrol ke rate badhane par santa bola
"" Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehele bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon

Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

Gulshan me gul khilte hai,Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hai.Humse kabhi khafa na hona e mere DOST,Suna hai apni DOSTI par log jalte hai

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

aik admi kay sar par bal kahi kahi tay. kuch ladky aun kay pashay aa rahy tay iun may say aik bola
in sahab nay to sar par gas iuga rakki hay ya saun kar ya sahab baly tabi to gady mary pichay aa rahy hay.

Kya aap kay sar par seengh hain?
Dekh lain, Check kar lain.
Aisay nahin, apnaa haath sar par rakh kar dekhain.
Saaray sar par haath pherain.
Aaraam say tasalli kar lain.
Nahin Hain?
Pakka?? Bilkul nahin?
Koi Baat nahin,
Gadhay kay sar par bee nahin hotay.
(Keep smiling & spread smiles)

Lagte Ho, Aankho Se Door Sahi Magar Dil Ke PASS Rehte Ho, Mujhe Bas Itna Bata Do, Kya Tum Bhi hamare Bina UDASS Rehte Ho



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