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Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti,
Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti,
Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti,
Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti?
Khushi sb ko deti hy beti,
Mushkil me sath nibhati hy beti,
Anso hr kisi k sukhati hy beti,
Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti,
Papa k baad maa k Qareeb hoti hy beti,
Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti,
Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat,
Tu phr aakhir Q parai hoti hy beti..

#ladli #poetry

ameer ki olad: papa aaj bohat garmi hai
papa: beta hum aaj hi Ae C lagwa laytey hain
garib ki olad: abba aj kini garmi ae
abba: chal puttar! teri tind karwa lay awan!!!

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
...
Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

SON: Papa Kya hm Aeroplane Se
ALLAH PAK k Pas Ja Sakty hai?
FATHER: My Son!
Hum Car Se B Ja Sakty hain
Agr Car Ap ki Mama Drive karen To...

Son:
Papa aaj ammi itni khamosh kyo bethi hain??
Papa:
kuch nahi,light gai hoi the
Ussne Lipstick mangi thi,
Maine ELFi dedi....;-)
shaid naraz ho ge hai:-

...LADLI... Papa ki ladli, maa ki jaan hoti hy beti, / Saray jahan se pyari hoti hy beti, / Ungli uthaye koi, tu lar jati hy beti, / Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti? / Khushi sb ko deti hy beti, / Mushkil me sath nibhati hy beti, / Anso hr kisi k sukhati hy beti, / Tu phr Q parai hoti hy beti, / Papa k baad maa k Qareeb hoti hy beti, / Apne maa baap pr Qurban hoti hy beti, / Karti hy sb se zyada maa baap ki khidmat, / Tu phr aakhir Q parai hoti hy beti..

Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

Papa aur beta ek Hotel mein gaye

Papa: Waiter 1 Beer aur 1 Ice Cream lao

Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa ?
Aap bhi Beer piyo na
papa Shocked
beta rocked

Jab Question Paper ho out of Control.
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold....
Answer sheet ko kr k Fold.
Aeroplane bana k bole!
All will fail!

Student kia jane Result kia hoga?

Marks milegay ya Zero pe Tie ho ga.
Toh Girl Friend ghuma... Paisa Ura.
Paisa Ura k bole.
Papa All is Well!!