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aik pagal khanay may aik pagal dewar say
kaan(ear) luggay buhat daer say khara(stand) tha
aur aesa mehsoos ho raha tha jaesay ussay kuch sunnae day raha hai.
yae sub kuch doctor beatha deakh raha tha.jub buhat daer tuk wo issy hallat may khara raha toa doctor nay ussay puchanay key koshish key toa pagal nay ""shhh"" kar kay ussay chup rehnay ka isshara keya
doctor nay soacha deakhay toa sahe akhir baat kya hai.hosaqta hai is may say kohee awaz aa he rahe ho
yae soach kar wo be dewar say kaan(ear) lugga kar khara ho gaya.aur taqrebun 5min kay baad wo hatta aur pagal say kehnay lugga ""tum kya soun rahay ho""? mujay toa kuch sunnae nahee day raha hai.
pagal nay kaha
mai aik gaenthay(1 hour) say yaha kaan luggaey khara hu
jub mujay sunae nahe deya toa bhalla 5min may tujay kya sunae day gaa ....
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ek dafa do pagal pagal khane se cycle le kar bhag gay.ek pagal ne cycle se utar kar cycle ki hawa nical de.dosre pagal ne kaha ye kya kia to pehle pagal ne kaha cycle ki seat unche thi.dosre pagal ne cycle ki seat modh di.pehle pagal ne poocha ye kya kia tu dosre pagal ne kaha keh mein tum jese pagal ke sath nahin rah sakta me wapas ja raha ho

Aek cafe bar mea 2 larkay miltay hean first time aek dosray say or un mea say aek dosray say poochta hai kea bhai saab tum kidher rahtay ho wo kahta hai mea anaarkali road kea block A mea rahta hon or phir yea dosray say poochta hai abh tum batao tum kidher rahtay ho woh kahta hai kea mea be anaarkali road kea block B mea rahta hon tu pehlay wala bola ha ha ha ha mea nea tu jooth bola tha yahan tu anaarkali road mea na he block a hea or na he block b tum tu mujh say be baray joothay niklay ha ha ha ha

ek pagal doosray say tum jnt main jaana chahtay ho ya doozakh main to us nay jwab dia main sirf aur sirf apnay ghar jaana chahta hoon.

do paagal masjid ke paas khadai thai to aik pagal bola yaar hum ne zindagi main koi mahnat aur naiki nahin ki hai chalo aaj iss masjid ko chaoun main kerdete hain yeh kehe ker woh dono masjid ki deewar ko dhakka laganai lage unhain dupeher se sham ho gai aur doop bhi khatam ho gai thi to do hatai aur bade araam se khade ho gay aur kehnai lagay yaar masjid ko to choun main ker dia hai ab araam kerlain to aik pagal kehta hai yaar hamaari chappal kahan gain to doosrai paagal nay kaha abay paagal chapal wahin hogi jahan se hum nay dhakka lagana shuroo kiya tha halaanke unki chappal koi aur legaya

ak dafa ak admi ke gari puncher ho jaty hai.wo tyre change kerta hai or jub wo nut laganay lugta hai tu os ko patah chalta hai kay os kay koe wheel kay charoon nut lay gia hai.ab wo bohat pershan hot hai kareeb he ak darakt per ak pagal batah hoaa tha pagal ney os admi say oski pershani ki baja pochi tu admi ne kaha ke chal pagal tu mere madad kis terha ker sektay ho.pagal ney kaha kay batao tu sahi .is per os admi nay kaha kay meri car kay wheel kay koe chroon nut oth ker lay gea hai ab main ghar kasay jaoon ga.is per pagal nay pocha kay tumari car kay wheel kitnay hain admi ney kaha kay mere car kay char wheel hain .pagal nay kaha or her wheel kay nut ketnay hain admi nay kaha kay char is per pagal nay kaha kay baqi teen(THREE)tyroon ka ak ak nut otar lo.is tarah her tyre mian teen teen nut hojain ge.gahar jaker baqi nut laga layna.is per admi bohat haran hoa.or kaha kay tum to pagal ho.pagal nay jabab dea kay hain mian pagal zaroo hoon magar bebaqoof tumariterha.

ek pagal dosre pagal ko kehta hei k tum ek insan ho. woh aage se keht hei k woh kesay

do pagal aapas maain batain kar rahain the,eik pagal dosre se kehta hai,yaar main soch raha ke ye sari duniya meri hai,kyun na is ko bech doo,dosra foraa bola,tu to tab beche ga jab main tujh se khareedon ga.

EK PAGAL NAY DOOSRAY PAGAL SE KAHA KAY ARAY BHAI TUM KITNAY PARHAY LIKHAY HO.DOOSRAY PAGAL NAY JAWAB DIA KAY YAAR MAIN M.A TU KER CHUKA HOON AB MATRIC KERNA BAQI HAI

char dost namaz parh rahe hote hain keh pehla dost kehta hai keh woh dekho patang ur rahi hai. dosra keta hai keh chup namaz main bola nahin karte.tesra dost kehta hai keh namaz main bolne par Khuda ki lanat hoti hai. chota dost kehta hain keh shukhar hai main nahin bola