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aek din pagal khane se sare paglon ko jahaz men liya jata he to jahaz men sare pagal shor aur masti karte hen to jahaz la balens out hone lagta he to aek poilet dosre poilet se kehta he ke yaar tum zara adar jake sare paglon ko chup karauo kiyon dar lag raha he khain girr na jain poilet jub ander jata he he to wobhi bohat chilaya magar usko koi jawab nahin deta sirff aek pagal akhbar padh raha hota he jiska naam asad hota he use kehta he ke yaar tum mujhe sayane lag rahe ho tum in sabhko chup karwao kahen hum girr na jain to wo pagal kehne laga ke sir aap befiqer ho ke beth jauo men in sab ko chup karawon ga ...... khuchi-e-minut jahaz phirr sahi tareeke se ud ne lagata he poilet sochne lagta he ke kiya baat he yaar itna sanata kiyon ho gaya he wo phirr se andar jata he to dekhta he ke jahaz men koi nazar nahin ata he sirf wo akhbar wala pagal hota poilet us se kehta he ke yaar dossre log kahan hen (pagal):..sirr mene unse bohat kaha ke chup hojauo hum gir jain ge lekin koi baat he nahn maan raha tha is liye mene sab ko kaha he tum log bahar jake khelo mujhe tang mat karo ......hehehehehehehe

aek din pagal khane se sare paglon ko jahaz men liya jata he to jahaz men sare pagal shor aur masti karte hen to jahaz la balens out hone lagta he to aek poilet dosre poilet se kehta he ke yaar tum zara adar jake sare paglon ko chup karauo kiyon dar lag raha he khain girr na jain poilet jub ander jata he he to wobhi bohat chilaya magar usko koi jawab nahin deta sirff aek pagal akhbar padh raha hota he jiska naam asad hota he use kehta he ke yaar tum mujhe sayane lag rahe ho tum in sabhko chup karwao kahen hum girr na jain to wo pagal kehne laga ke sir aap befiqer ho ke beth jauo men in sab ko chup karawon ga ...... khuchi-e-minut jahaz phirr sahi tareeke se ud ne lagata he poilet sochne lagta he ke kiya baat he yaar itna sanata kiyon ho gaya he wo phirr se andar jata he to dekhta he ke jahaz men koi nazar nahin ata he sirf wo akhbar wala pagal hota poilet us se kehta he ke yaar dossre log kahan hen (pagal):..sirr mene unse bohat kaha ke chup hojauo hum gir jain ge lekin koi baat he nahn maan raha tha is liye mene sab ko kaha he tum log bahar jake khelo mujhe tang mat karo ......hehehehehehehe

Koi Deewana Kehta Hai Koi Pagal Samajhta Hai,
Magar Dharti Ki Bechani Ko Bus Badal Samajhta Hai,
Mein Tujhse Door Kaisa Hoon, Tu Mujhse Door Kaisi Hai,
Ye Tera Dil Samajhta Hai Ya Mera Dil Samajhta Hai,
K Mohhabat Ek Ehsason Ki Pavan Si Kahani Hai,
Kabhi Kabira Deewana Tha Kabhi Meera Deewani Hai,
Yahan Sab Log Kehte Hain Meri Aakhon Mein Aansu Hai,
Jo Tu Samjhe To Moti Hai Jo Na Samjhe To Pani Hai,
Samander Peer Ka Aander Hai Lekin Ro Nahi Sakta,
Ye Aansu Pyar Ka Moti Hai Isko Kho Nahi Sakta,
Meri Chahata Ko Dulhan Tu Bana Lena Magar Sun Le,
Jo Mera Ho Nahi Paya Wo Tera Ho Nahi Sakta,
Bharar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama,
Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama,
Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka,
Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama....!!
Main uska hun wo is ehsaas se inkaar karta hai
Bhari mehfil mein bhi ruswaa har baar karta hai
yaki hai saari duniya ko khafa hai humse woh lekin
Mujhe maaloom hai phir bhi mujhi se pyaar karta hai
Main jab bhi tez chalta hoon nazaare choot jate hain
Koi jab roop gadhta hoon to
saanche toot jate hain
Main rota hoon to aakar log kandha thap thapate hain
Main hasta hoon to mujhse log aksar rooth jate hain
Mat poooch ki kya haal hai mera tere aage
Tu dekh ke kya rang hain tera mere aage
Samandar peer ka andar hain lekin ro nahi sakta
Yeh aasu pyaar ka moti hain isko kho nahi sakta
Meri chahat ko dulhan tu bana lena magar sun le
Jo mera ho nahi paaya woh tera ho nahi sakta.

Pagal ne pagal ki jan bachai.
doctor ne usy office bulaya aur kaha
Tumne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya k tum normal ho,
lekin afsos k aj subha us ne rasi se latak kar phir khudkushi kar li..?
Pagal:

Ha,ha,ha
Wo to
meney usy sukhany k leye latkaya tha

Ajab pagal si larki hai,
Mujhe her khat main lekhti hai,
Mujhe tum yaad karty ho?
Tumhain main yaad ati houn?

Meri baaten satati hain,?

Meri neenden jagati hain,?

Meri aankhen rulati hain,?

December ki sunhairi dhoop main,

Ab bhi tehaltay ho..?

Kisi khamosh raaste se koi awaz ati hai,?

Thetherti sard Raaton main ab bhi tum chath per jate ho.?

Falak k sab sitaron ko meri sab baaten sunate ho.?

Kitabon se tumhare ishq main koi kami ai?

Ya meri yaad ki shedat se aankhon main nami ai?

Ajab pagal si larki hai,mujhe her khat main lekhti hai.

Jawaban us ko lekhta houn....

Meri masrofeat dekho.

Subha se sham office main charagh-e-umar jalta hai,

Phir us k bhad duniya ki kayi majboriyan,

Paon main bariyan daal rekhti hain,

Mujhe be fakir chahat se bhare sapne nahi dikhte,

Thelne jaagne ki mohlat hi nahi milti,

Sitaron se mily arsa howa naraz houn shayed,

kitabon se shghaf mera abi wasy hi qaim hai,

Fark itna pera hai ab inhain arsay main perhta houn,

Tumhain kis ne kaha pagli, Tumhain main yaad karta houn,.!

Main khud ko bhoolane ki musalsal justjoo main houn,

Tumhain na yaad aney ki musalsal justjoo main houn,

Mager ye justjoo meri bahot nakaam rehti hai,

Mere din raat main ab bhi tumhari sham rehti hai,

Mere lafzon ki her maala tumhary naam rehti hai,

Tumhain kis ny kaha pagli,Tumhain main yaad karta houn.!

Purani baat jo log aksar gun-gunate hain,

Unhain hum yaad karte hain jinhain hum bhool jate hain,

Ajab pagal si larki hai,

Meri masrofeat dekho,

Tumhain dil se bhulayon to,

Tumhari yaad aye na

Tumhain dil se bhulane ki mujhe fursat nahi milti,

Aur is masroof jeeven main,

Tumharay khat ka aik jumla,

'Tumhain main yaad ati houn'

Meri chahat ki shidat main kami hone nahi deyta,

Bohat raatein jagata hai mujhe sonne nahi deyta,

So agli bar khat main ye jumla nahi lekhna,

Ajab pagal si larki hai,

Mujhe phir bhi lekhti hai,

Mujhe tum yaad karte ho?

Tumhain main yaad ati houn

Pyaar ke deep jalane wale kuch kuch pagal hotay hain
Apni jaan say jaane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Hijar ke gehray zakham milay tou mujhko yeh ehsass hua
pagal ko samjhanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Jaan say pyaare logon say kuch kuch parda laZim hai
Saari baat batanay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

khuwabon main bhi piya milan kay sapnay dekhte rehte hain
neendon main muskuranay walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

es jhooti nagri main hum nay yehi hamesha dekha hai
sachi baat bataane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Pyaar jinhe hojaye unko chain bhala kab mill paata hai?
shab bhar ashk bahane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Apni Zaat ke ujray gulshan se woh pyaar kahan karte hain?
Auroon ko mehkaane walay kuch kuch pagal hotay hain

Issi ke ishq main bheeg ke sanam hum ko yeh ehsaas hua
Dil ki baat main Anay Walay kuch kuch pagal hotay...!

Pagal Ankhon Wali Larki
Itne Mehngay khawab Na Dekhoo
Thak jao gi
Kanch se Nazuk Khwab Tumhare
Toot Gaye Toh Pachtao Gi
Tum Kia Jano
Khwab….Safar Ki Dhoop
Khwab….Adhori Raat Ke Dozakh
Khwab….Khayaloon Ka Pachtawa
Khwabo Ka Hasil Tanhai
Mehngay Khwab Kharidnay Ho toh
Ankhain Baicheni Parti Hain
Rishty Bholna Partay Hain
Khwabon Ke Oat Saraab Na Dekho
Pyaas Na Dekho
Itne Mehngay Khwab Na Dekho
Thak Jao Gi...!

eik din aik health officer pagal khanay key doray per jata hai,wahan usay aik pagal chilata hua nazar aia,us nay pocha ya kia case hay jo yoon chilla raha hay,kapray phar raha hay aur dewana ho gia hay.amlay nay bataya key is nay ghazla nam ki larki say muhabbat ki thi woh issay na milly tab say aisa hal hay.dr. aagay chal para ,kuch dair bad ussay chillanay ki awaz ai,us nay dekha key aik pagal ko umla qabo ker reha hai,woh deewaroon say ser takra raha hay,us ka khoon beh raha hay,us nay poocha ""yay kia case hay""
amlay nay kaha ""sir jee yahee tu woh admee hai jis nay ghazala say shaddee ki"".........