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Kaghaz ki kashti thi paani ka kinara tha
Khelne ki masti thi dil ye awaara tha
Kahan aagaye is samajhdari k daldal mein
Wo nadaan bachpan bhi kitna pyara tha..

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Teacher: Paani me Rehne wale 5 janwaroon k naam btao.??
Boy: Mendak..

Teacher: 4 aur btao

... Boy: Mendak ki Mummy, Mendak k Papa,

Mendak ki Behan Aur Mendak ki Item..

Paani Aankh Me Bhar Kar Laya Jaasakta Hai
Ab Bhi Jalta Shaher Bachaya Jaa Sakta Hai

Ek Mohabbat Aur Woh Bhi Naa Kaam Mohabbat
Laikin Iss Se Kaam Chalaya Jaa Sakta Hai

Dil Par Paani Peene Aati Hain Umeedein
Iss Chashme Me Zaher Milaya Jaa Sakta Hai

Mujh Gumnam Se Puchte Hain Farhad Wo Majnu
Ishq Me Kitna Naam Kamaya Jaasakta Hai

Phataa Poorana Khawab Hai Phir Bhi
Issme Apna Aap Chupaya Ja sakta Hai,

Wo to paani ki boond hai jo aanko se bah jaaye,
aansu to wo hain jo tadap k aankhon main he reh jaaye,
wo pyar kya jo lafzon main byan ho,
pyar wo hai jo aankho main nazar aaye