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kabhi youn millain koi maslayhat koi khoof dil mein zara na ho
mujhay apni koi khabar na ho, tujhay apna koi patta na ho

kabhi dhoop day, kabhi badliyaan, dil o jaan say dono qabol hain
magar is mehal mein na qaid kar jahaan zindagi ki hawa na ho

woh hazar baghoon ka baagh ho, tairi barkatoon ke bahaar say
jahaan koi shaakh huri na ho, jahaan koi phool khilla na ho

Tairay ikhtiyaar mein kya nahi, mujhay iss tarhaan say nawaz day
youn duaain mairi qabool hoon mairay lab pay koi dua na ho

kabhi hum bhi iss kay qareeb thay, dil o jaan say barh kay azeez thay
magar aaj aisay milla hai woh kabhi pehlay jaisay milla na ho

one day a boy went to store with his mom and dad. they were riding on bicycle . first the boy drop the potatos that they bought from store. and he said "" dad I drop potatos"" and dad said do not worry we will buy other from next store. Second time he drop some vegetables"" and said to his dad I drop vegetalbes and dad reply that we will bought from other store,just led them. and third time their mom fell down and boy said "" Dad mom fell down. and Dad reply "" just led her we will buy from another store.

Tumhain Dil Say Bhulatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain,
Dard Dil Main Jagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Tumharay baad Chahat K Sabhi Punchi Uray Janaa,
Kahin Bhi Dil Lagatay Hain Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Teri Tasweer, Adhooray Khat Tu Jala Diyey Hum Nay,
Ab Paani Pay Naqsh Banatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Ghata Aawargi Main Jab Siyah Choola Pehanti Hai,
Parinday Jab Satatay Hain Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

K Jab Bhi Shaam Dhalti Hai Meri Qismat K Sab Taray,
Falaq Par Jagmagatay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Sard Tareek Raaton Main Siyah Sawan Ki Barish Main,
Dard Jab Muskuratay Hain Tu Aankhain Khoob Rooti Hain..

Sahil Ki Woh Mitti K Jis Pay Khud Hathoon Say,
Wafa Likh Kar Mitatay Hain Tou Aankhain Khoob Rooti hian..

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

lahore main loog bhaut mahman nawaz hotay han main jab wahan gya too breakfast main bhee phajhay day payy,lunch main bhee phajhay day paye,tea kay sath bhee phajhay dae paye ,dinner main bhee phajhay dae pay... main bola kay kiya bhance intoon per khari ho gee