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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".

Weeds are flowers, too - once you get to know them!

Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It's not where r u today, but where u'll reach that counts. Gud Day!

Rajnikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.

Rajnikanth once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Chuck Norris once met Rajnikanth. The result? He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Friendship is when you have had a huge fight, deciding once for all. `That`s it`, but then you decide to put aside your egos, hold hands & say, `I need you`.

Santa: Banta once told me, "0nions are the only food that make you cry."

That was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon.

Your face is like a cloud. Once it goes away, my day gets a whole lot better.